Danny: A card came out!
Walter: FASCINATING!
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Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
Walter: I like mom's better.
Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.
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Walter: [reads game instructions] Zathura. Attention space adventurers, Zathura awaits. Do you have what it takes to navigate the galaxy? It's not for the faint of heart, for once you embark upon your journey there's no turning back until Zathura's reached. Pieces reset at the end of each game. Play again and again for differnt adventures.
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Danny: It's just a goat. It's just a goat. It's just a goat.
[sees how many eyes it has]
Danny: It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat.
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Danny: You wished for two of me?
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Astronaut: Are you telling me to leave?
Walter: Well, once you're finished eating... yeah.
Astronaut: Well, he spun me
Astronaut: [points at Danny]
Astronaut: , so he has to decide.
Walter: [pulls out card] Well I'm Fleet Admiral, and I'm telling you to hit the road
Astronaut: Oh... I'm sorry... I didn't know. Oh, you know what...
Astronaut: [pulls out a card]
Astronaut: I'm Fleet Admiral too! It's just a card, Bugnuts!
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Danny: Wow! Outer space!
Walter: No... it's just night time.
Danny: I don't know, Walter... it never looked so CLOSE before.
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Danny: [when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!
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Walter: What do they eat?
Astronaut: Meat.
Danny: That's good.
Astronaut: Dude, you're meat.
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Walter: [to Robot] Get me a juice box, BIATCH!
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Dad: By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say "hooking up".
Lisa: Why? It's not like it means anything.
Dad: Hope it doesn't.
Lisa: It doesn't. It's just an expression.
Dad: Hope it is.
Lisa: It is! God, when should never have rented Thirteen.
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Lisa: You actually set the house on fire!
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Lisa: You guys actually set the house on fire?
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Walter: [last lines to Lisa] Still think I have gorgeous eyes?
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Danny: Zorgons are the lizardmen. They eat meat and we are MEAT!
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Walter: What are you doing?
Danny: Making mac and cheese.
Walter: There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space.
Danny: [turns the water on]
Walter: Why're you doing that?
Danny: Beacuse I'm hungry and I know you're not goiong to take care of me.
Walter: Don't bother, the gas won't work.
Danny: [turns the stove on]
Danny: Any more advice?
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Walter: I wish the astronaut had his brother back.
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Walter: Grab me a juice box, bitch!
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Danny: [throws glove at Walter] You're such a dick!
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Danny: I'm hungry. Can you make me some mac and cheese?
Walter: Don't know how
Danny: but, I'm hungry What DO you know how to make?
Walter: Water.
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Danny: Does cryonic mean ice?
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