Movie  2003
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Shinkichi: I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto: It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!

Shinkichi: I'll have a bath.
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto: Me, too.
Shinkichi: No! Men first!
Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto: I am a man!
Aunt Oume: This must be quite a sight! I'm guiding a masseur, who's carrying my vegetables.
Zat?ichi: Wish I could see that!
Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that?
Zat?ichi: I don't see much
Shinkichi: Aren't you betting?
Zat?ichi: I'll just watch for now.
Shinkichi: Watch? But you're blind!
Zat?ichi: Even with my eyes wide open I can't see a thing.