Diego 'Saba' Madero: [giving Tenoch directions with the aid of a map] So you go this way, and then you take this road, and you...
Tenoch: Saba, screw off, that's a river!
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Tenoch: Me too
Luisa: You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch: Julio! Me too faggot!
Julio Zapata: You too what?
Tenoch: I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
Luisa: What?
Julio Zapata: That's not true! When?
Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert
Julio Zapata: Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch: In my house
Julio Zapata: In your house asshole!
Tenoch: She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!
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Luisa: Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!
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Luisa: Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!
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Julio Zapata: Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.
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Silivia Allende de Iturbide: Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here
Diego 'Saba' Madero: [on drugs] Oh, here and everywhere
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Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?
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Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing highschool tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch: When do you begin?
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Have you read my book already?
Tenoch: I read the critics.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Critics are a bunch of assholes
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Luisa: Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.
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Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata: Only once, we were really shitfaced
Tenoch: When did you guys do it?
Julio Zapata: I don't know
Tenoch: When? Tell me when!
Julio Zapata: When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch: Where did you do it?
Julio Zapata: I think it was in a party
Tenoch: What party asshole?
Julio Zapata: I think it was the one with the Fruit Loop
Tenoch: The place where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata: [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at asshole? Don't laugh fucker!
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Tenoch: How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata: Once, we were really wasted
Tenoch: When did you do it
Julio Zapata: I don't know
Tenoch: Tell me when!
Julio Zapata: When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch: Where was Cecilia?
Julio Zapata: She was sick
Tenoch: Where did you two did it?
Julio Zapata: I don't know
Tenoch: What do you mean you don't know asshole?
Julio Zapata: I think it was in a party
Tenoch: What party asshole?
Julio Zapata: I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch: Where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata: [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at fucker? Don't laugh faggot!
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Julio Zapata: Traveling is really cool
Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane
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Julio Zapata: Chuy, nothing like tooting the old horn!
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