Deadpool: Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.
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Deadpool: Somebody test this guy for steriods!
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Iceman: [while arguing with Juggernaut] Wow, big AND dumb! What an unusual combination!
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Gambit: Woohoo, I'm the Ragin' Cajun!
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Colossus: Do not worry my friend, I will take care of this cossack.
Juggernaut: Bring it on comrade!
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Wolverine: [Upon defeating an enemy] Look at you. All busted up.
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Deadpool: I'm really good at killing. You might say it's my specialty. That and ballroom dancing. But guess which one I can actually make a living at.
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Sauron: I've already told Apocalypse I'm not interested in joining him. Why does he send lackeys to try and persuade me?
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Deadpool: Wow, this is really, really freaky! I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?
Deadpool: I know what you mean. I've seen you before, I just can't place your face. Weren't you in my oragami class last fall?
Deadpool: Wait! I know where I've seen your face. In my mirror... every morning!"
Deadpool: Heavens to murgatroide! That's it! You're me!
Deadpool: No no no no no no no, I beg to differ. You... are me!
Deadpool: Come on. let's not quibble over such a huge philosophical conundrum here. What do you say when you meet yourself?
Deadpool: How about 'you're lookin goooood!'
Deadpool: Works for me. Well, now I have to kill ya. Not that I want to, it's just a little something Mister Sinister ordered me to do.
Deadpool: Are you ok?
Deadpool: Me? I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you into tiny shreds and spit on all of your graves.
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Iceman: And the crowd goes wild.
[makes a crowd noise]
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Abyss: This is the best Magneto could do? Team up with the X-Men? Oh, forgive me, but even you have to admit it's laughable.
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Deadpool: EVERYBODY! Shield me with your bodies!
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Gambit: [Discussing the insectoids Cerci] I'll just wear me some bug-stompin' boots and we'll be at that door in no time!
Scarlet Witch, Stepford Sisters: Gambit, the Cerci grow to the size of a man and can crush rocks with their mandibles.
Gambit: Oh.
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Deadpool: [Upon defeating an enemy, pensievely] But did either of us truly win?
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Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do.
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Rogue: Wolverine, when will you learn that you can't solve problems with your fists?
Wolverine: Don't know Rouge. This far I haven't met a problem I could'nt solve with my fist.
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Deadpool: Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you to tiny shreds and then dance and spit all over your graves.
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Sugarman: Your worst nightmare, pally. The name's Sugarman, though I know you don't know... ya know?
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Toad: [Colossus has given Wanda a compliment] Ho ho ho, wait a second. If we look past the fact that Colossus is big and handsome and well-rugged. What does he got that I ain't got?
Nightcrawler: Truly mindblowing, isn't it Toad?
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Gambit: [Upon levelling up] Wooh! This's better'n Mardi Gras!
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Gambit: Oh, dat's gonna leave a mark!
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Deadpool: Everyone protect me!
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