Dana Scully: Are you driving us into a Witchhunt Mulder?
Fox Mulder: If you want to catch Witches you have to go on a Witchhunt Scully.
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Ringo Langly: OK boys and girls, if I can't read you loud and clear, I blame Frohike.
Melvin Frohike: I heard that!
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Dana Scully: So what? These people think these girls are what? Raising the dead?
Fox Mulder: Kids today huh?
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Alvin Kersh: The walking dead? An alien virus? Government Cover-Ups? Your report sounds like the plot of a bad video game.
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Dana Scully: [after curing Mulder of the zombie virus] I suppose that rules out a supernatural involvement.
Fox Mulder: Just because there's a scientific cure, doesn't rule out a supernatural cause.
Dana Scully: I should have stuck the needle in your ass.
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Dana Scully: [Putting a gun to Alex's head] Drop the gun or I will shoot you where you stand!
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Dana Scully: Just because these girls have a high school facination with witchcraft it doesn't mean they're raising the dead.
Fox Mulder: Saw them do it on Buffy.
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Ringo Langly: I don't think I can ever do what you just did. But I gotta hand it to ya! How bout a hand of agent Scully?
Dana Scully: Ok Langly, enough.
Ringo Langly: Sure was nice of John Gillnitz to lend you a hand. Why don't you grab a foot just in case? Might come in handy!
Dana Scully: Langly. Where's the door?
Ringo Langly: Left, down the hall.
[sings to himself]
Ringo Langly: Hands up, baby hands up! Kama Hand Jive!
Dana Scully: Langly, I swear. If you don't shut up, I'm going to take this hand and beat you with it.
Ringo Langly: Fair enough.
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Fox Mulder: [to himself in the adult video section] Damn! Ass Lovers 36 is out.
Dana Scully: [Also to herself] Well it's not as big as Mulders selection.
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Dana Scully: There's something strange going on here Mulder!
Fox Mulder: Agreed. And we need to do something before this place turns into the 'Thriller' video.
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Fox Mulder: First they rise from the dead and now they attack from behind? That's just bullshit!
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