Iron Man: Uh, sorry, folks. That's all for today. I'm late for a tune-up.
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Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.
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Tony Stark: [to Natalia] I'm free for nightcaps later. Interested? You can bring your gun.
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Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia...Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.
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[referring about Thor]
Giant Man: Who's the chick with the hammer?
Iron Man: Whoever she is, I'm glad she's on our side.
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Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?
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Tony Stark: [to Natalia] Are you really Russian, or are you just trying to make an impression?
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Bruce Banner: Any questions? Any questions not about the Hulk?
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Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]
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Hulk: This is my fight! Stay out of it!
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[in a battle with the Hulk]
Giant Man: You're still a little man, Banner. Now, knock it off or I'm gonna squish you.
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Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.
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Captain America: [about the Hulk] Hank, Iron Man! Slow him down!
Iron Man: [sarcastically] Sure, no problem.
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