Video  2004
 Tales from the Crapper      Back      Home
Jimmy: Hey! I wanna show my cock to somebody!
James Gunn: I'm now a famous Hollywood bitch, I mean I had to sacrifice a small baby for Satan, but things are so much better now.
500 Pound Candygramm: That's what I call disco!
'Aristocrats!' Guy: There is this manager called Barney Gorgle. Do you know him? Barney Gorgle, he's a famous manager.
James Gunn: People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan!
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!
[a shot of the Troma Building]
Troma Entertainment Employee: This movie cost HOW much?
Travis Dance: Do you know anything about the killings?
Larry: Shh! Don't talk, just listen!
The Crap Keeper: It's warm! It's wet! And it's for you!
Michael Herz: She was a part of our reggae group!
Jewish Party Goers: The strippers are vampires!
[gets 40 dollars for his friend's college money]
Racoon Head: Yeah, that will totally pay for college!
500 Pound Candygramm: Let's get freaky!
The Crap Keeper: I have found Lenin's tomb, I don't know where Ringo or the other Beatles are though.
Dad: Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have sex, do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the shitter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life! All right, I'm off to the gay bar.
Description
Tales From The Crapper is the inaugural film in Troma Entertainment and Lloyd Von Kaufman's acclaimed Dogpile 95 doctrine of digital filmmaking. Filmed in 3 countries, over 3 years, with 6 directors, 15 writers, and a cast of hundreds, Tales From The Crapper adds up to over 80 minutes of pure en-Troma-tainment! Hosted by everyone's favorite harbinger of the horrible The Crapkeeper, Tales From The Crapper boasts not one, but two films in one extraordinary digital movie! Twice the Monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the Lesbians! Twice the Boobies! Tales From The Crapper is a cornucopia of who's who of Hollywood's biggest and brightest stars!

James Gunn! Trey Parker! Debbie Rochon! Kevin Eastman! The Tromantis! Count Smokula! Harry Balls, The Penis Monster! Joe Fleishaker! Global recording sensation New Found Glory! And introducing Arban Ornelas! Tired of searching for the perfect blend of highbrow entertainment, Kung-fu action, Alien adventure, and hot vampire lesbian sex? Well look no further because Tales From The Crapper is here!

DVD Features

Special Limited Edition venticular cover!

• A special time-traveling introduction by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz, President and Vice President of Troma Entertainment, and the creators of the Toxic Avenger
• TWO commentary tracks: One featuring Lloyd von Kaufman and editor Gabe Friedman, the other featuring Julie Strain and co-director Brian Spitz
• The Thick Brown Line, a fascinating and entetaining full-length behind-the-scenes documentary about the chaotic Tales from the Crapper reshoot
• Topless Comedy Jam, a very special treat from your favorite cinema seductress, Julie Strain
• Make Your Own Damn Movie preview
• Craptacular deleted scenes, from Russia, Spain and other exotic locales
• The Tales from the Crapper web-comic
• Music video for Cannibal Lesbian Hoedown, as featured in Tales from the Crapper
• The incredible Radiation March
• Webmonkey's Bananas
• Tromatic trailers and other goodies!

www.dvdtalk.com
This is the Titanic of tit films, the Annie Hall of the anus and the Citizen Kan e of stage blood.

Aint it cool news
Bonervision, the most ingenious idea for a movie yet.