Ed Kelvin: [as they steal a limo] Well atleast we'll die in luxury
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Robert Masterson: [Signing a song from the 'Christmas Carol' musical] Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!
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Ed Kelvin: [Having just shot dead one of his own fellow looters] No one was supposed to get killed
Boomer Hayes: [In disbelief] All these guys with guns and you didn't think anyone would get hurt?
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Ed Kelvin: [On why he took part in the heist] Some of the greed rubbed off... what did you expect?
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Ed Kelvin: You're not gonna believe this do you know the car we're in is over 5000 bucks?
Boomer Hayes: So?
Ed Kelvin: My house doesn't cost that much
Boomer Hayes: Can't drive your house
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Varney: [as his own bomb is used to blow him up] BOOMER
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Boomer Hayes: I'm hear to talk about my contract
Robert Masterson: [Last lines as he fires a crowsbow bolt at him] It's been permantley canceled
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Ed Kelvin: [Explaining what it's like being a cop in Beverly Hills] ... You start wondering... Hey what about me I put in the extra hours, I put my life on the line... what about having some the good stuff for me. And yet I keep being told that nowhere in the world cops are paid more than in Beverly Hills... well big fucking deal. This is nowhere else in the word this is Beverly Hills... a depository for the world's greed.
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Benitez: You ashhole... SAY SOMETHING!
Boomer Hayes: Did you see that throw?
Benitez: [Last lines?] I hate football
Boomer Hayes: [Chucks a rock that strike's Beitez on the head] I... really... hate... guys who don't like football
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Ed Kelvin: [Conluding his opening monologue on Beverly Hills] ... Of course if you're a beverly hills cop like me you just can't afford to live here... makes you think doesn't it?
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Boomer Hayes: You married?
Ed Kelvin: Nah... she left me... for a dentist... something about better oral sex
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Benitez: [Chasing Boomer in his Swat tank] Your ass is mine now quater back
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Varney: [Dropping a bomb at Boomer's feet] Looks like you're going to live up to your name after all.
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Benitez: Did you know that the only weapon the human being has is his intelligence? But you wouldn't know a fucking thing about that would you?
Varney: Kinda leaves you unarmed doesn't it?
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Boomer Hayes: [Benitez has crashed his tank into a swimming pool] Touchdown, asshole!
Benitez: It's only half-time, my friend. Half-time!
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Ed Kelvin: Err there's something I forgot to tell you?
Boomer Hayes: [On seeing the SWAT tank heading straight for them] Ooohhh ssshhhiiittt
Ed Kelvin: That's what I forgot to tell you
Ed Kelvin: Where did they get that?
Ed Kelvin: Fromthe local SWAT armourey
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Boomer Hayes: That's enough of this shit! I'm not playing defense anymore!
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