Bob Thatcher: No, you look. This is all yours.
Catherine Viciy: Look, I didn't know. I thought I was doing something great!
Bob Thatcher: Great for Catherine.
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Catherine Viciy: This animal deserves a chance to live!
Bob Thatcher: It had a chance... 10,000 years ago.
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Bob Thatcher: I'm gonna kill your fuckin' cat.
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Catherine: I will not let you kill my creation.
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Trent Parks: Truth or dare?
Lola Rodriguez: Dare. No, I want truth.
Trent Parks: You ever slept with a girl?
Casey Ballenger: Okay, I'm going to bed. I'm kind of tired.
Lola Rodriguez: No. Have you?
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Casey Ballenger: That's not funny, Leon!
Leon Tingel: Yes, it is. What're you talking about?
Lola Rodriguez: I hope you fall, GI Joke.
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Anthony Bricklin: This thing must weigh 120 lbs.
Bob Thatcher: You wanted to come along.
Anthony Bricklin: Yeah, but it's my safari.
Catherine Viciy: Stop whining, Anthony, and let's go.
Anthony Bricklin: You're meant to be on my side.
Catherine Viciy: No, you're supposed to be on my side.
Anthony Bricklin: And who's side are you on?
Kara Harmon: Her side, of course.
Anthony Bricklin: I hate the poor.
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Trent Parks: You okay?
Casey Ballenger: I'll be all right once we get off this mountain.
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Anthony Bricklin: Good god, you've got enough gear there to track a Yeti across Siberia.
Bob Thatcher: Well, you wanted to take it alive.
Anthony Bricklin: Yes, but I'm rethinking that as I speak!
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Kara Harmon: He could be right behind me and I wouldn't even know it!
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Trent Parks: We got to get out of here.
Casey Ballenger: Where's Lola? Trent, where is she? You left her behind?
Trent Parks: It had her. There was nothing I could do. It's one of those dinosaurs.
Casey Ballenger: What?
Trent Parks: Those tigers with the teeth.
Casey Ballenger: A sabretooth?
Bob Thatcher: What?
Leon Tingel: You're talking crazy, man. They're extinct.
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Casey Ballenger: At least we'll be safe if we're attacked by boards.
Trent Parks: That's called humor, right?
Leon Tingel: Trent, Trent, who is that?
Trent Parks: That's your fearless leader on this trip the Ice Queen.
Leon Tingel: Yeah, maybe I can warm her up.
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Trent Parks: I don't think I want to go camping anymore. Let's do something a little more peaceful... like bungee jumping, or sky diving!
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Catherine Viciy: Would you stop pacing?
Anthony Bricklin: Look, you do what you do, I'll do what I do. I pace, you probably ride a broomstick.
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Bob Thatcher: They split here. The campers go that way, the cat goes that way.
Catherine Viciy: Then that's where we go.
Bob Thatcher: Wrong.
Catherine Viciy: We follow the cat.
Bob Thatcher: You do what you want. I'll do what I got to do.
Catherine Viciy: Come on, Anthony, we're going to find that cat.
Anthony Bricklin: Maybe we should stick together.
Catherine Viciy: Don't tell me you're afraid.
Anthony Bricklin: Of course not, but it's getting dark, and I think it'd be wiser to stick together.
Catherine Viciy: I thought you had a pair, Anthony.
Anthony Bricklin: I do and I'd like to keep them.
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Lola Rodriguez: Poor guy, how'd you get roped into this?
Jason: My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I'd go virtual camping. She told me she'd give me a virtual beating and I don't know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don't know if there's enough air up here to be fresh, though.
Trent Parks: You can't baby 'em.
Casey: I'm doing the training this year.
Trent Parks: You might as well do it right.
Casey: Are you gonna criticize everything I do?
Lola Rodriguez: Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.
Trent Parks: Do it your way.
Leon Tingel: He's an asshole, anyway.
Trent Parks: He's just trying to get in your pants, Casey.
Casey: Yeah, well maybe he will.
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Catherine Viciy: Do you think you can find it?
Bob Thatcher: How much lead time does it have?
Anthony Bricklin: About four hours. You can catch it easily.
Bob Thatcher: A big cat like that can cover a lot of territory. It could be anywhere by now.
Anthony Bricklin: But you can catch it.
Bob Thatcher: Oh, yeah, I can find it.
Catherine Viciy: Then we should get started. I'll get my things.
Bob Thatcher: Oh, no, I do this alone.
Catherine Viciy: Not this time.
Anthony Bricklin: Believe me, you'll find it useful to have us around.
Bob Thatcher: You want to come too? You're just gonna slow me down.
Catherine Viciy: Then you'll be slowed down.
Bob Thatcher: Maybe I'll just pass.
Anthony Bricklin: Is this about your fee? I am prepared to be generous.
Bob Thatcher: You know, everything is not always about money, Anthony.
Anthony Bricklin: Don't be preposterous, of course it is.
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Jason: Excuse me. Umm, what type of facilities will we have on this shindig?
Casey Ballenger: Facilities?
Jason: Yeah. You know for like, bathing, scrubbing, stuff like that.
Trent Parks: He wants to know where the bathrooms are.
Jason: Yeah.
Casey Ballenger: Welcome to the great outdoors.
Trent Parks: Where the world is your toilet.
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Catherine Viciy: A satellite phone! Glad to see you finally made it to the twenty-first century.
Bob Thatcher: Yeah, but I went kickin' and screamin'.
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