Ruber: When I get my hands on that girl...
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Kayley: Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a herd? Is it a pride?
Garrett: Quiet.
Kayley: Do you hear something?
Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet for a while.
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Devon: Anyway, cheer up. When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.
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Garrett: Look at the sky/ Tell me what do you see/ Just close your eyes and describe it to me/ The heavens are sparkling with starlight tonight/ That's what I see through your eyes/
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Kayley: Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you?... Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...
Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
Kayley: Blind.
Garrett: ...You know, I always forget that one.
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King Arthur: Is there any news? Have the knights found Excalibur?
Merlin: I'm afraid not, sire.
King Arthur: Then I'll go after it myself.
Merlin: No. You must regain your strength.
King Arthur: Is there anything your magic can do?
Merlin: You must rely on the courage of your people.
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Ruber: Find them all and report back to me! Did you hear me?
Gryphon: Sorry, Master. My mouth was full.
Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!
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Minion: Nothing can stop Ruber's plan to take over Camelot.
Lady Juliana: You don't know my daughter.
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Ruber: You've been quite annoying, for a girl.
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[after Cornwall and Devon fall off the edge of a cliff]
Cornwall: Houston, we have a problem.
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Bladebeak: You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel - clucky? Well, do ya... punk?
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Ruber: Panic sweeps across the land.
Gryphon: Precisely.
Ruber: My plan is perfect.
Gryphon: Precisely.
Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.
Gryphon: Precisely.
Ruber: And now Excalibur is mine.
Gryphon: Eh... here's where we enter a grey area.
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Cornwall: Eh, you're better off without him. He walks funny. He even looks funny. People throw darts at him.
Devon: How can you be so cold-blooded?
Cornwall: Easy, I'm a reptile.
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Sir Lionel: I'll not serve a false king.
Ruber: Then serve... A DEAD ONE!
[Ruber attacks Arthur]
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Ruber: A spear. How stone age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold Excalibur.
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Kayley: Hey, Ruber!
Kayley: I will not serve a false king!
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Devon: Enchante, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
Cornwall: But you can call me Corny for short.
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Ruber: Where did you drop the sword?
Gryphon: It all looks so *different* from down here...
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Bladebeak: Dragon a la king. It's such a pleasant change from - -chicken?
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King Arthur: You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.
Ruber: Well, I've got to start somewhere.
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Lady Juliana: You're mad.
Ruber: I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.
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[to Ayden]
Cornwall: I got three words for you, Birdy! "Dinner. Is. Served"!
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Bladebeak: Moving bush! WHOO!
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Kayley: But mother Excaliber is stolen.
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Lady Juliana: Ruber.
Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
Lady Juliana: Impertinent pig.
Ruber: Is that a no?
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Devon: Frankly we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.
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[Trying to start a fire with two sticks]
Cornwall: Come on, baby, light my fire...
Devon: You know, there's nothing more pathetic than a flame retarded dragon.
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King Arthur: You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people.
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