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[At a crime scene where five cheerleaders have been turned into a "human shish-kebob"]
Photographer: This must be the act of a maniac.
Reporter: Either that, or a very large chef.
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Sgt. Reginald Cooper: [addressing his assistant] Driddle! Driddle...Driddle, change your name.
Johnson: It's now Johnson, sir.
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Randy: Hey Sandy, want some candy?
Sandy: Some candy'd be dandy.
Randy: Hey Candy, want some candy?
Candy: No candy for me, Randy.
Andy Jackson: Aw, come on, Candy, have some candy.
Candy: I said no candy, Andy.
Andy Jackson: Okay, Candy. I'll have some candy, Randy.
Randy: Okay, Randy. I'll give you Candy's candy.
Andy Jackson: Can I also have Mandy's candy?
Sandy: No, Randy! Don't give Andy Mandy's candy! Give him the candy that's handy!
Randy: All right, Sandy. So, Andy, what's your favorite candy?
Andy Jackson: Mints.
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Salt: You are frightened of the night?
Randy: Baloney!
Salt: You are frightened of baloney?
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Candy: I'm gonna be like everybody else! I'm gonna make friends! I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna wear make-up, I'm gonna go out with boys, I'm gonna sleep with truck drivers and get crabs, and I'm gonna finally get to use my diaphragm!
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Description
When fresh-faced Phil Connor moves to San Francisco, life seems perfect. He's got a great new job helping the gay community. He's met fantastic new friends. And he's scored a hot boyfriend. But Phil's new life quickly unravels when he receives an ancient puzzle box that turns out to be a portal into another dimension. After Phil opens the box, creatures from that world pour into ours, bringing madness to everything they touch. But the box also imbues Phil with fantastic new powers. Can he save reality from the forces of chaos and find a home in San Francisco? Find out in this low-budget, high-concept comedy that has audiences talking. Sci-fi has never been so much fun! The DVD also include Dex Craig's award-winning animated short, "Alone."
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