Sidney Pudney: Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk.
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Sidney Pudney: See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.
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Sidney Pudney: Search me, as the monkey said to his mate.
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Sidney Pudney: Don't get pickled, as the monkey said to the onion.
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Sidney Pudney: Hop it, as the monkey said to the kangaroo.
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Sidney Pudney: Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap.
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Sidney Pudney: Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea.
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Sidney Pudney: I was selling off war surplus before the war even started!
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Sidney Pudney: What's cooking, as the monkey said to the cannibal chief.
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Sidney Pudney: No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the... oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway.
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Sidney Pudney: That's a nice bit of junk, as the monkey said to the Chinese sailor.
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Sidney Pudney: Funiculi, funicula, as the monkey said when the Iti took him up the mountain.
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