[after Bond has escaped]
Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
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Jim Fanning: [after Bond bids for the egg] Have you gone mad?
Bond: Let's see how badly he wants it.
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[Q's mechanized version of the "Indian Rope Trick" malfunctions]
James Bond: Having trouble getting it up, Q?
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[Vijay has just stopped some bad guys with his tennis racket]
Vijay: Game, set and match!
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Front Desk Clerk: I hope you have a pleasant stay.
[Bond eyes a beauty nearby who smiles at him]
Bond: I'm, ah, sure I will.
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[the second twin is trying to kill Bond with a knife on the circus train. He has cornered Bond against a car]
Twin Two: And this... for my brother...
[He charges Bond, who grabs his knife hand & steers him towards a door. The 2 men crash through the door and Bond gets the knife away. He throws the knife, which sticks in the man's chest. The man grunts & keels over]
James Bond: And that's for 009!
[flees]
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M: Remember, 007, you're on your own.
James Bond: Well, thank you, sir. That's a great comfort.
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Kamal Kahn: Englishman. Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
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Gobinda: The Englishman has escaped!
Kamal Khan: He won't go very far. We'll track him.
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[first lines]
James Bond: You didn't tell me there was going to be this much security.
Bianca: They moved the flight up to this afternoon.
James Bond: Well, we're going to have to go ahead as planned anyway.
[Bianca hands an ID badge with the name 'Luis Toro' to Bond]
James Bond: Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.
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James Bond: Double sixes. Fancy that!
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James Bond: We've got company.
Vijay: No problem, this is a company car.
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Q: [being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.
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[Bond is dragged from a river onto a tour boat]
Woman on Tour Boat: Are you with our group?
James Bond: No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!
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Kamal Khan: Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.
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Q: Dissolves all metals.
James Bond: Wonderful for poison pen letters...
Q: Pay attention, 007!
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[last lines]
[Bond is in traction]
Octopussy: I wish...
James Bond: What?
Octopussy: I wish you weren't in such a weakened condition.
[Bond releases himself from traction]
Octopussy: Oh, James.
[Bond kisses Octopussy passionately]
Octopussy: James!
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Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking! Double-0 seven on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
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Orlov: Leave that! Let's go!
James Bond: Let's stay! Sit down, put your hands on that box! Now, why is that bomb on the train?
Orlov: Who are you?
James Bond: I'm British Secret Service.
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James Bond: [handing a wad of Indian cash to his accomplice] That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.
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Kamal Khan: [preparing to leave the circus, where a bomb is placed] General, excuse me. I have some traveling arrangements to make. Enjoy the show.
US general: Thank you.
US aide: I'm sure the general will get a big blast out of this.
Kamal Khan: I know he won't be disappointed.
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Magda: He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.
James Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?
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[Bond and Vijay are being chased by evil dudes in a car]
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[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon]
James Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
James Bond: Oh, then you can.
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James Bond: [looking at the tattoo on Magda's back] What is that?
Magda: That's my little octopussy.
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Magda: I guess this is good night.
James Bond: I could come in for a nightcap.
[Gobinda puts a hand in front of Magda's door]
James Bond: Some other time perhaps.
James Bond: [Gobinda walks Bond back to his room] I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?
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James Bond: [handing Q his coat] Do you think you can help me? Someone seems to have stuck a knife in my wallet.
Q: Oh, and missed you, did they? What a pity!
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[Confronting James Bond]
Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving.
James Bond: You know what they say about the fittest.
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