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Movie 1996 |
Oblivion 2: Backlash
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Crowley: You're gonna love this.
[Unzips his pants]
Crowley: Did the tatooin' myself.
Lash: Isn't that a little... difficult, to read?
Crowley: Nothing a little "romance" couldn't enlarge.
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Lash: You better watch your mouth, Crawley, or I'll put a window in your head!
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Sweeney: You're straight-forward, Marshal. I like a man after my own heart. Well, actually, not always. Once there was a man after my own heart, and I had to strangle him with his own intestines.
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Zack Stone: Now don't get me wrong. I have great respect for women like you and Miss Kitty who manage to maintain their dignity and their loneliness in a hellhole like Oblivion. I want you to know that I am here for you... as your Marshal, as your friend, or anything else you damn well need me to be.
Mattie Chase: Zack, I haven't had sex in three years.
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Crowley: What's the night worth to you anyway, Lash, huh? You and me naked, horizontal and sweaty, huh?
[slurps]
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Undertaker Gaunt: I bring unfortunate tidings. Your father has met an untimely alleviation of existence.
Zack Stone: What?
Undertaker Gaunt: He's dead!
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Zack Stone: Mr. Gaunt, how do you advise someone when he has to make a difficult decision? They have two choices and they don't like either of them.
Gaunt, the undertaker: I tell them a third choice is always possible.
Zack Stone: Really!
Gaunt, the undertaker: Yes, and that's when I bring out the mahogany casket. It's pricier than a pine or a walnut, but it's worth it.
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