Movie  2005
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Col. Patrick Hendry: Look, son, I've been fighting monsters since before you were born. It's never over 'til the final fade-out.
Col. Patrick Hendry: You try telling some Harvard psychiatrist you used to fight monsters. I've looked at so many inkblots, my eyes cross. They've had me doing the Thorazine shuffle for three years.
Dr. Carrington: This Thing is older, and wiser, than any Thing on Earth! I want to take it out to brunch, to discuss Nietzche, and Schopenhauer, and the Unified Field Theory!

Dr. Nikki Carlton: I'd recognize that taste anywhere. That's... iguana saliva!
Description
AIRPLANE meets GODZILLA on an Ed Wood budget as a giant three-eyed alien lizard threatens civilization. Crusty monster fighter Kenneth Tobey (THE THING) teams with a sultry scientist (cult scream queen Brinke Stevens) to battle the dreaded Creaturesaurus Erectus. There's eye-poppingly bad special effects, sight gags, and an all-star cast of B-movie sci fi legends.