Prestur: Now, I don't know where your belief lies... but I recommend that we say the Lord's Prayer together.
N?i: I don't think I know the Lord's Prayer.
Prestur: Do you know another prayer?
N?i: No.
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Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: There's no music in this fucking piano.
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L?na: Kiddi! What are you doing here?
Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: I've come to raise my son.
L?na: Isn't that a little bit late?
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Fr?nskukennari: Bonjour. Today I'II teach you how to make real mayonnaise.
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?ris: Are you retarded, or what?
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Alfre Kennari: [after N?i hands in a blank paper] Are you handing it in like this?
N?i: Yes.
Alfre Kennari: And what mark do you think you'll get for it?
N?i: Zero?
Alfre Kennari: No, no, no! You get zero point five for writing your name!
N?i: Really? That's better than I expected.
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Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: I'II teach you a trick that never fails: you ask the cutest chick: Have you put on some weight? I promise you, she wont leave you alone until you have... slept with her. It never fails! Just remember to use a condom. Unwanted children don't let you know they're coming, you know what I mean.
N?i: I think I'll go now.
Kristmundur 'Kiddi Beikon' B. Kristmundsson: Really? Am I being boring?
N?i: Drunk.
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