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Movie 1951 |
Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm
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Elizabeth Parker: You know, Ma, I bet you once had an hourglass figure.
Ma Kettle: Yeah, but the sand sure shifted.
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Ma Kettle: Pa, you're lazier than that old hound dog we used to have.
Pa Kettle: Which one?
Ma Kettle: The one that used to lean against the wall when she barked.
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Tom Kettle: What's wrong with my name?
Ma Kettle: They said Thomas is too ordinary.
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Ma Kettle: Thomas Edison's first name was Thomas!
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