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Movie 1960 |
Ma Barker's Killer Brood
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Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Are you offering any cash? Machine Gun Kelly: Of course we are. Lou figured we'd pay about- Lou, Kelly's Girl: [interrupts] Not one red cent! Machine Gun Kelly: But honey you said 50 grand. Lou, Kelly's Girl: That was before we found Ma alone. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: I never heard of such a thing! Trying to steal another mob's kidnap, why, it ain't honest! Machine Gun Kelly: You're in no spot to refuse Ma. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Do you want to gamble on that? Machine Gun Kelly: Can you beat four of a kind? Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Depends on how big they are. Lou, Kelly's Girl: I'd call them aces Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Oh honey, you've enver been known to be very bright. [laughs] Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: They look more like jokers to me! Machine Gun Kelly: You're slippin Ma. A joker is still an ace. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Not in Texas poker! We strip out the joker and that's just what I'm going to do with your bad hand. [calls] Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Fred! [Steps out with a machine gun] Lou, Kelly's Girl: That's a pretty low card Ma. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Well, maybe I'd better draw another. [calls] Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Karpis! [he steps out with another machine gun] John Dillinger: [Kelly pulls out a handgun] You better draw your limit Ma, and fast. I'm losing patience. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: [calls] Baby Face Nelson! [There is a pause while Kelly realized they are outnumbered] Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: And if Fred and Karpis and Baby Face and me ain't enough, I've got a wild card, a real wild card... [calls] Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Johnny Dillinger [he fires off a round at the ground near their feet] John Dillinger: Fives beat fours, I'd say that Ma has the best hand. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: [Laughing] After this, folks'll be callin you 'Pop' Gun Kelly!
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Lou, Kelly's Girl: [Ma grabs Lou's mink wrap, throws it on the ground and shoots it] Well why did you do that?! Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Thought I saw it move and I didn't want it to bite you.
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Lou, Kelly's Girl: Why you old battle axe we wouldn't give you a- Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Oh sweet child! You say that again and I'll rattle your tonsils till that mink turns into the rabbit it is! I've got no time for cheats or...phony blondes!
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Doc Barker aka Austin Bennett: Lou, honey, let's get lost while Ma and Kelly talk business. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: [laughing] Oh Kelly, no wonder you like to take Lou with you wherever you go. Machine Gun Kelly: I don't getcha Ma. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: She leads real easy Lou, Kelly's Girl: You're much older than I thought, may I call you grandma? Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: I ain't a grandma yet. I keep my boys away from the likes of you. Machine Gun Kelly: Lou honey, Ma sure toppped you that time.
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Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Don't you go tryin to deny it. I told Al and the boys if you shot off your bourbon mouth at that bar and got us in dutch I was going to finish you. I was going to do something about it! Now finish your pie. George Barker: Oh..now Ma [nervous laughter] George Barker: , you wouldn't do anything...foolish. Not to me...why after all, I'm your...I'm your husband! Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: I'm just about to divorce you, the quick way.
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Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Show him boys George Barker: Where did you get these? Fred as a Boy: Out of the collection plate. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Without anyone being the wiser. That took guts! George Barker: How long has this been going on? Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Oh a couple of weeks. It was their own idea. I thought it was kinda cute. Doc as a Boy: Pretty slick, eh Pop? George Barker: What kind of mother are you?! Letting your sons steal from church! Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Not letting them, George, encouraging them.
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Machine Gun Kelly: Look friend, no one puts the rush on Machine Gun Kelly's girl. Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker: Now, now, Kelly. You want to shoot it out with Johnny Dillinger you better go outside. Don't you go messin' around on my new furniture. [Dillinger laughs at Kelly's shocked face]
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