Jareth: It's only forever, not long at all.
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Jareth: Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.
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[last lines]
Didymus: I say, does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble?
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Jareth: Well? Laugh.
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Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!
Goblin: That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"
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Jareth: Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel.
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Jareth: Hello, Hedgewart.
Sarah: Hogwart.
Hoggle: Hog-gle!
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The Worm: If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.
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Fiery 1: When your thing gets wild, chilly down, chilly down!
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Jareth: Tell me Sarah, what do you think of my labyrinth?
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Sarah: What exactly have you sworn?
Didymus: I have taken an oath that no one may cross this bridge without my permission.
Sarah: Well... May we have your permission?
Didymus: Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?
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Sarah: Once upon a time... there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything to himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had be particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help!
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Hoggle: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.
Sarah: What kind of a position is that?
Hoggle: No position! That's my point.
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Jareth: So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let's see how you deal with this little slice...
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Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.
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Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!
Sarah: Oh, I'm sorry, I was wondering which door to choose.
Right Door Knocker: [Muffled] It's no good asking him, he's as...
Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!
Right Door Knocker: I'm not talking with my mouth full!
Sarah: Wait a second, I can't understand what you're saying
Sarah: [she pulls the ring out of the Right Door Knocker's mouth]
Right Door Knocker: Ahh... ooh, ooh, it is so good to get that thing out my mouth
Sarah: What were you saying?
Right Door Knocker: I said, 'It's no good talking to him, he's as deaf as a pole'
Left Door Knocker: Mamble, mamble, mamble! You'e a wonderful conversational companion!
Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!
Left Door Knocker: No good!
[Sniffs]
Left Door Knocker: Can't hear you!
Sarah: Which door do I choose?
Left Door Knocker: WHAT?
Right Door Knocker: We wouldn't know, we're just the knockers!
[laughs loudly]
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Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
Hoggle: Y-you will?
Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench!
[laughs]
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Sarah: It's not fair!
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Sarah: You're horrible!
Hoggle: No, I ain't. I'm Hoggle.
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[Ludo and Didymus are fighting, Didymus climbs up Ludo's back]
Didymus: Surely I can master this mountain!
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Hoggle: And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...
Sarah: Is that all it does, is smell?
Hoggle: Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
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The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?
The Wiseman: Be quiet! Quite often, young girl, going backwards is often the way forward.
The Hat: Heh... will you listen to this crap?
The Wiseman: [glares up at The Hat] Will you *please, *be quiet*!
[in a softer tone]
The Wiseman: All right?
The Hat: Okay, okay!
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Hoggle: Thems my rightful property. It's not fair.
Sarah: No. It's not. But that's the way it is.
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Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City for my will is as strong as yours, and my -
Jareth: Stop! Wait! Look Sarah, look what I am offering you -
Jareth: Your dreams.
Sarah: And kingdom as great...
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just let me rule you and you can have everything that you want.
Sarah: Kingdom as great... Damn, I can never remember that line!
Sarah: Damn, I can never remember that line!
Jareth: Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave!
Sarah: My kingdom as great... My kingdom as great...
Sarah: You have no power over me; you have no power over me!
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Stepmother: She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.
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Sarah: [reciting her book] You have no power over me.
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Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?
Sarah: You mean rescue you?
Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
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Jareth: Hedgewart...
Hoggle: Hoggle!
Jareth: Yes, If I thought that for one second that you would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you. Head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench!
Hoggle: [falls to his knees] Ohhhh! Please, Your Majesty, not the eternal stench!
Jareth: Oh, yes!
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Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?
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Statue: Beware!
Hoggle: Forget it
Statue: Oh please I haven't said it in such a long time
Hoggle: Oh alright, but don't expect a big reaction.
Statue: oh no of course not.
[clears throat]
Statue: the path may lead you to sudden misfortune!
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Hoggle: This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
Sarah: Oh, I didn't know that.
Hoggle: Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.
Sarah: Do you?
Hoggle: Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!
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Jareth: Turn back, Sarah. Turn back before it's too late.
Sarah: I can't. Don't you understand I can't?
Jareth: What a pity.
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The Hat: It's so stimulating being your hat.
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Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
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Jareth: Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.
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Sarah: Help! Stop it! Help!
Helping Hand: What do you mean "help"? We are helping.
Different Helping Hand: We're Helping Hands.
Sarah: You're hurting.
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Sarah: You're him, aren't you? You're the Goblin King! I want my brother back, please, if it's all the same.
Jareth: What's said is said.
Sarah: But, I didn't mean it.
Jareth: Oh, you didn't?
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Top Red Guard: Well the only way out of here is to try one of these doors!
Top Blue Guard: One of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to... .
Top Red Guard: bom bom BOM BOM
Top Blue Guard: Certain DEATH!
all 4 guards at once: Ooooooooooooohhhhh!
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Jareth: How you turn my world, you precious thing.
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Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe.
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Hoggle: OH! uh... nothin'.
Jareth: [in disguise] Nothing? NOTHING? NOTHING, tra la la?
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Ludo: SMELL BAD!
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Jareth: I've brought you a gift.
Sarah: What is it?
Jareth: It's a crystal. Nothing more. But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary girl who takes care of a screaming baby
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Sarah: Give me the child.
Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous till now and I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that is generous?
Jareth: *Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down.
[shouts]
Jareth: And I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?
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The Worm: 'Allo.
Sarah: Did you say... hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'allo," but that's close enough.
Sarah: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
The Worm: Yeah, that's right.
Sarah: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.
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Jareth: You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.
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Didymus: Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?
Ludo: Sure. Rocks friends.
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Jareth: [to Toby] In 9 hours and 23 minutes... you'll be mine.
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Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!
Sarah: Of course it doesn't!
Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?
Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
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Sarah: Ow! It bit me!
Hoggle: What'd you EXPECT fairies to do?
Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like granting wishes!
Hoggle: Shows what YOU know, don't it?
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Goblin: Your mother is an aardvark!
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