Movie  2002
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McQuarrie's partner: About the robbery, Tell us whatever you know about this...
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': I'll tell what I know and what I do know is that you've made a very very big mistake by bringing me here
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': [To the bodyguard in English] You know what this is brother? Its a gun... with bullets! Goes in real small... comes out real big
Marc Issak: *Shocked* So this gentleman also speaks english, huh?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': Sometimes, I guess
Marc Issak: Man... seen so many bastards, but not one like you!
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': Mak did the right thing by shooting Baali... Baali was mentally unstable
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': Major I agree Baali was mentally unstable but he also wanted to KILL a cop, not save a cop... who saved the cop??? He
[Mac]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': did!
[in the police station]
McQuarrie's partner: [in Hindi] Where were you last night?
Ajju: [Looks at McQuarrie] With his wife.
Ajju: Why are you looking at each other like this?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak': So there we were... all of us laughing our hearts out... not knowing that somewhere in the dark, Death too was laughing back at us!
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': [to Major in Hindi] Will you only bark or will you bite?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': Plan's changed.... all of you put your cellphones on the table... we are going to rob the bank tomorrow... not the day after...
Maqbool Haider 'Mak': Smart move Major! You're doing this so none of us can cheat on you...
Anand Mathur 'Andy': So what do we do tonight?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': Tonight? We're gonna dance, sing, drink... what else?
Raj Yadav 'Baali': *Picks up the mobile* I will get some hot chics arranged right now!
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': Put the phone down Bali!
Anand Mathur 'Andy': I'm sorry Major but I can't pay...
[About to Leave]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': Wait... you're a software engineer and the Bank has a security password which needs to be cracked... so we need you anyways...
Raj Yadav 'Baali': B..but w...why do we need him to crack the password? Marc is our Tarzan... he will crack everything we need to get cracked
Marc Issak: Forget it Major... why are you explaining the situation to him
[Baali]
Marc Issak: ? He doesn't even know the difference between a software and an underwear!
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': [Speaking to Ajju] Who gave you the passport to come here.
Det. MacQuarrie: You are all dead... because one of you... is a COP!
Ajju: If I put this bomb on your head... what's gonna blow first? The bomb or your head?
Raj Yadav 'Baali': The bomb... no... the head can also blow first... its a very tough question... you tell me... what will blow first?
Ajju: Neither the bomb nor the head... first of all your balls will blow!
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': Who killed him
[Baali]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': ?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak': I did... he was going to kill the cop...
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': So you killed Baali instead?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak': But how could we let him kill a cop?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': Why couldn't we let him this bastard? I'll show you how you kill a cop... Watch
[Kills MacQuarrie]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': Why are you all standing still? What did he say?? Is anyone going to tell me what did he say???
Raj Yadav 'Baali': He said... that one of us... is a cop!

Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': [To Ajju] Who in the blue hell gave you a passport?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju': Baali's mom!
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major': [Major looks at Baali]
Raj Yadav 'Baali': She's been w... working in a passport office since childhood only!
Description
The film, about six strangers who come together to pull off an impossible crime - a bank robbery. The heist involves a service bank in Los Angeles, which is less guarded than others. How they plan it out, the way they go about executing it, and what becomes of their plans, especially when they realize one of them is a cop, leads to a striking and dramatic finale that is sure to leave the audience exhilarated. Shot entirely in the US, with Hollywood production teams and crews