Louisa "Buzz" Garnau: i'm sure that's joey graham. i say we castrate him. put an end to his wandering ways.
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[Upon killing enemy]
Frankie "Haywire" Gordon: How do you like them apples, roadkill!
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Steve "Grizzly" Bornell: I don't like those oriental types. You never know what they're thinkin'.
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Frankie 'Haywire' Gordon: Ever hear about Vlad the Impaler? Awesome dude with the spikes? He's my hero!
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Dr. Donna "Spider" Houston: Isn't that the delinquent bully we've been looking for?
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florence "flo" gabriel: For a moment i thought i was with the angels. now i find i'm still in this affair. my suffering knows no bounds.
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[Upon killing enemy]
Monica 'Buns' Sondegaard: Go to sleep, creep.
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Louisa "Buzz" Garnau: Let me make it clear, I hate everybody. And I mean everybody!
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Ivan Dolvich: You do not speak Russian? Ah, I miss days when Russia was at war with everybody.
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Bill "Razor" Lamont: I don't know why everyone thinks I'm psychotic, I'm not psychotic, I just have a *passion* for my job.
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Keith "Blood" Hanson: Don't get me started on South Africans, Man. I wanna stay focused on the job here.
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[after killing a giant animal]
Peter 'Wolf' Saunders: Ooooh, gotta love it!
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Ivan Dolvich: [Speaking Russian; after killing an enemy in a rather brutal way] And that's why my nephew is an alcoholic.
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Igmus "Iggy" Palkov: Why can't more people be like me?Hm?
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Ivan Dolvich: [Speaking Russian; upon finding a weapon he likes] If I keep quiet, I will be able to keep it for myself!
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Earl "Magic" Walker: Hoo-wee... haven't smelled nuthin' that bad since the days I shared a room with my sister, man.
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Dr. Donna "Spider" Houston: Just when you think homosapiens can't stoop any lower, you find yourself in a group like this.
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[Malice's answering machine]
J.P. "La Malice" Viau: Hello dere. Single, white, French Canadian guy looking for married, Canadian, black, English girl dat, uh, oh, uh, bad message. Leave me somet'ing, I get it back to you.
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fidel guzman: I will not join team with woman who should clean motel rooms. if flo dies, you call me.
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Cynthia "Fox" Guzzman: I've never been around so many horny people in all my life. Well... at least not since I left All Saints private school.
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Bobby "Steroid" Gontarski: I think of Russia like my mother. Both could die, I would not care.
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[after being hit]
Bobby "Steroid" Gontarski: They hardly lay hand on me...
[cough cough]
Bobby "Steroid" Gontarski: ... Oh, tooth come out.
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