TV Movie  1967
Jack and the Beanstalk      Back      Home
The Giant: Goose! Come back with my princess! Princess! Come back with my goose!
Jack's Mother: Jack, where have you been?
Jack: Out. And up.
Jack: We lost him.
Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: Pretty hard to lose a giant.

The Giant: And who might you be, tiny one?
Jack: J-J-J-Jack.
The Giant: J-J-J-Jack?
Jack: No, j-just Jack.
Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: We must rescue her.
Jack: But how? He took the key with him.
Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: Well, it's an old saying: love laughs at locksmiths.
Jack: I don't get the joke.
Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: You will when you grow up.
The Giant: Fe, fi, fo, fum!
Jeremy Keen, Proprietor: For a great, big giant you're really dumb!
The Giant: Ah! So this is where ye be!
[looks around]
The Giant: Where-where be ye?