Sarah: Where to now?
Bob: Oohh, Friday night Trax.
Sarah: Aw, no...
Eric: Bob, Sarah's, like, totally fag bashing.
Sarah: I'm so not fag bashing. Every time we went in college, I was the only woman.
Bob: No, Trax is mixed on Friday nights.
Sarah: Yea, gays AND lesbians.
Beth: Lesbians? Oooh, let's away...
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Beth: "Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception."
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Brendan: As they say, if you can't fall in love with your best friend, who can you fall in love with?
Bob: Who said that?
Brendan: Me.
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Beth: He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo.
Bob: A what?
Beth: A male slut.
Bob: And you are - -?
Beth: Not a male slut!
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Sarah: Whaddya want me to say, that it's okay that Brendan's gay? I'm sorry but I'm not having a politically correct nervous breakdown.
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Sterling Scott: [after Bob's and Brendan's night together is revealed] Bob?
Eric: Brendan...
Matt: Eric!
Aunt Alice: Brendan?
Carol: Sarah...
Sarah: Brendan?
Celia: Celia!
Beth: Matt?
Matt: Brendan...
Beth: Whoa!
[Sterling and Sarah faint]
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Carol: The idea of me strutting up the aisle like some snowy white virgin is insane.
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