Movie  1936
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Moe: Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat.
Curly: Not me, I'm a pedestrian!
Capt. Burke: ...wouldn't know a shell from a boat.
Larry: What'd he say?
Moe: He says you smell like a goat.
Larry: Oh, yeah? Same to you!
Curly: Oh, the first shell went in there. It goes round and a round, woah, woah and it goes out there.
Larry: Pipe down! You're spoilin' the whole war for me!

Capt. Burke: Where were you born?
Curly: He says your pants are torn.
Moe: I ain't got any on.
Larry: Not worn, corn! Corn!
Curly: Oh, I got two on both dogs!