TV Movie  1983
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Gallagher: Before the invention of the telephone, you had to lie to people to their face.
Gallagher: Why do they call a statue a bust when it stops right before the part it'd be named after?

Gallagher: I mix comedy with the truth. My comedy is based on real life. My problem is real life ain't that damn funny.