Arif: There are four main elements in the world. Fire, Water, Earth, Wood!
Commander Logar: Wood? Isn't it "Air" ?
Arif: No, it's Wood! Didn't you like it?
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Arif: [on the alien planet, Gora, along with other humans] Everybody speaks Turkish, I don't understand who is a Turk and who's not.
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Arif: Faruk! Why the robot is crying?
Bob Marley Faruk: I don't know! Maybe he was programmed to fart!
Arif: Shut up, Jackass! Hey, Robot why are you crying?
216-Robot: I've been punished!
Arif: By who?
216-Robot: Commander Logar.
Arif: Commander Logar? Fuck the Commander Logar! What is he interfering for! I have to do something but... What should I do?
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Arif: Do you wanna listen to music?
Old Villager: Okay, but I don't wanna listen to foreign music! They swear at my mother!
Arif: Wooooow! Your mom is alive? How old is she?
Old Villager: She is 93.
Arif: But she is very old... Don't worry, this is a new band. They cannot know your mom!
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Publisher: [explaining that the "UFO" in photo is fake and pointing at the "UFO"] It says Kutahya porcelain on here. Look.
Arif: [looking at photo] Well, I shot this in Kutahya. There's nothing wrong with it.
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Arif: [In English] Speak in English? I live in English. It's not a language to me. It's totally best way of expressing my own. You know, sometimes i'm dreaming of a world, all people understand each other perfect. Yes, i would dream. Imagine all the people dancing and touching each other, communicate in a joyful harmony.
Arif: [In Turkish] Son, don't look at me like a cow, go get some tea!
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Arif: Faruk! Why is the robot crying?
Bob Marley Faruk: I don't know! Maybe he was programmed to fart!
Arif: Shut up, Jackass! Hey, Robot why are you crying?
216-Robot: I've been punished!
Arif: By who?
216-Robot: Commander Logar.
Arif: Commander Logar? Fuck Commander Logar! What is he interfering for! I have to do something but... What should I do?
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Kuna: Commander! I saw an unidentified flying object, sir!
Commander Logar: That's our planet, Jackass!
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