Mr. Turner: You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque.
[outside the Turner's front window]
Dinkleburg: Fetch, Dinkle-dog!
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Mr. Denzel Crocker: [coming out of the psychiatric ward] At last, I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I invented cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity!
[Timmy's wish that no one remember anything from the last few days takes affect on Crocker]
Mr. Denzel Crocker: What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This can only be the work of... FAIRIES!
[laughs madly and runs back inside the hospital]
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[Last lines, imitating Porky Pig]
Cosmo: Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th...
Wanda: What are you doing?
Cosmo: Nothing. It's just really cold in here.
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Adam West: [Cosmo and Wand are being pulled toward a taxi-a voice comes gleefully over the intercom] Hey there, fairy folks! This is Adam West saying remember to buckle up!
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Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. Let me explain something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings."
[Cosmo gets out a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet]
Cosmo: You see, Timmy, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love eachother very much...
Wanda: No, Cosmo! Not that speech!
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Vicky: I just had a wonderful dream. I almost took over the world and destroyed everybody.
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Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!
Doug Dimmadome: What? Didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?
Mr. Turner: Yes.
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Mr. Turner, Mrs. Turner: [to Timmy] We love you!
Mr. Turner: But I love you more!
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[Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
Vicky: This episode has been brought to you by the letter "V"
[jumps into fake TV, then Young and Old Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda appear]
Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! HAH!
[everyone starts jumping into the TV ]
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Mr. Turner: Those leaping fish have a right to cheer.
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Mr. Turner: [the Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil] So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mrs. Turner: In light of all this evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, heartless shrew!
Vicky: [in tears] I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!
Mr. Turner: Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
Vicky: [uneasy] Yes?
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Adult Timmy Turner: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
Young Timmy Turner: But if I do, you won't exist!
Adult Timmy Turner: Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know.
[he fades away]
Young Timmy Turner: No, come back! Please! Please!
[Timmy growls and then screams]
Young Timmy Turner: Every time something cool happens in my life -*Every Time*, Vicky ruins it! Well, I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!
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