Movie  2000
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Colin Wentworth: They're fucking.
Max: They're fucking.
Henry: They're fucking, at least somebody is. Jacking off so much my hand has a headache.

Tom: I'd like to share this dream I had last night with you if that's okay?
[Natassia nods and the dream sequence begins]
Tom: I was running on the beach, and I started running towards her. She was this beautiful asian girl, she had this amazing tan. Anyway, I kept running towards her, faster and faster. But the faster I ran, the further away she got. So I kept on running faster and faster, but she kept getting further and further away. Then all of a sudden she just appeared right in front of me... Then she changed into General Schweinkopf, just like that.
General Schweinkopf: Greco-Roman wrestling is the fastest growing sport in America, except for soccer, baseball, badminton, and certain equestrian events.
[Dream sequence ends]
Natasha: Tom? Lets boogie!
Tom: Yeah well, thanks for listening.
Tom: Seen any coyotes?
Henry: No we haven't. What's going on?
Tom: Well we're trying to chase down a pack of coyotes.
Henry: Why?
Tom: We've got orders.
Henry: Since when?
General Schweinkopf: Since the fall of communism!
Colin Wentworth: Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Frederic Colbert: If you fuck with the French, you fuck with history!
Description
Cal and Andy are Sales Trainers in sub-corporate America with a thirst for the enterprenural dream. Faced with the indomitable task of rasing capital for their brillianty conceived consultant company, TNC. The ambitious duo embark on a quest that leads them to Liz Parker, an upper class sexy English Business woman. The wheels are in motion for TNC's launch. What follows is a rollercoster of events that transform their lives from a state of anxiety to despair. Facade reveals the polarization of the lives of these two men climaxing in an overall experience that tests the bounds of friendship and survival.