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Allison Capuletti: [as Monty is walking her down the aisle during her wedding ceremony] He's everything I ever wanted.
Monty: You don't ask for much do you?
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Monty: Nicky, just in time.
Monty: I didn't want to see her fucking face.
Monty: Mother.
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Belinda Capuletti: Someday I'll be out of you're life.
Monty: Yeah, well for now get out of the bathroom.
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Saleslady: May I help you
Monty: No, we're just browsing
Saleslady: How long do you intend to browse
Monty: that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.
Saleslady: You don't look like browsers
Nicky: Yeah, what do browsers look like.
Monty: Yeah, maybe I'm half browser.
Nicky: Yeah, on his mother's side.
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fat anthony's grand mother: Montey, did you ever see a face like this.
Monty: No. If I did I'd remember it.
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Monty: Yeah, well you where the inspiration for twin beds.
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Julio: Can I call you Dad?
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Monty: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word...
Nicky: Class.
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Mrs. Monahan: You pollute the air with your smoking. You wreak of liquor and god knows what else. You're an ecological menace!
Monty: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!
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Clive Barlow: Bartender I'll have a Perier with a twist
Louie the Bartender: I'm sorry I only have it on Draft
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Monty: My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.
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Description
Rodney Dangerfield gets a load of respectand a chunk of changein Easy Money! Joined byJoe Pesci and Jennifer Jason Leigh, Dangerfield is outrageous as a working-class buffoon who takes on the first-class tycoons in this million-dollar comedy!Monty Capuletti (Dangerfield) has everything money can't buya loving wife, two devoted daughtersand a few things it can: he drinks, smokes, gambles and eats way too much! But Monty couldn't be happier especially when he learns that his mother-in-law has left him a hefty inheritance. There's just one catch: according to the will, he must turn his vices into virtues before he can turn his windfall into cold, hard cash! Now, themisbehaving Monty will have to put the brakes on the binging and trade his lifestyle for a LifecycleÂ(r), or lose his one shot at the family fortuneforever!
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