Lt.Drien: You been drinking, son?
Darrin Marshall: Yeah. No! I haven't been drinking any alcohol, sir, just... olive oil.
Lt.Drien: Olive oil? That doesn't sound too bright.
Darrin Marshall: No. I'm not a smart guy.
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Darrin Marshall: What's wrong with you? You're not moving right.
Lawson: Nothing.
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Darrin Marshall: This doesn't really have anything to do with you, pal.
Jerry: Hey, watch your mouth, King Tuna!
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Officer Wilson: Okay, honey. You've got one telephone call. Okay? Just one.
Darrin Marshall: You weren't talking like that before.
Officer Wilson: I'm sorry. What?
Darrin Marshall: What are you doing later?
Officer Wilson: You!
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Monica: I want you to piss in all the hair care products your little heart desires. I'll still love you.
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Lawson: By this time tomorrow, my friend, we'll be eating chips on the beach!
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