Diana Barrie: What's that green slime you're eating? It looks like a dish out of Oliver Twist.
Sidney Cochran: I'm not sure... I think they run the front lawn through a blender.
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Visitors from Philadelphia - Millie Michaels: I've never seen you so sex-crazed in the morning!
Visitors from Philadelphia - Marvin Michaels: I never realized that it was the morning.
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Diana Barrie: [on the Academy Awards] Why do they have these things so early? I mean, no woman can look good at 5 o'clock in the afternoon. Except, possibly Tatum O'Neal.
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Sidney Cochran: The only think you don't do in your dressing room is dress.
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Visitors from Philadelphia - Marvin Michaels: Do you know who that is?
Visitors from Philadelphia - Millie Michaels: Yes, it's our hooker. Do you think I would ride with strangers?
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Bill Warren: You're not the same woman I left nine years ago.
Hannah Warren: And I have the missing ovaries to prove it!
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Hannah Warren: Your friend is a size too small for me.
[inspects bathing suit]
Hannah Warren: How does she fit you?
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Diana Barrie: [angrily] I'm not asking you - I'm threatening you, you crud!
Sidney Cochran: Now I'm definitely not going to tell you.
Diana Barrie: [sincerely] I'm sorry - I take it back Sidney, you're not a crud!
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Hannah Warren: When you haven't seen your ex-husband in nine years, your eyes have to... adjust.
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Sidney Cochran: You drank everything in this state. Try Nevada!
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Diana Barrie: I won't get pissed until after I lose.
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[last lines]
Stewardess: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard Flight 211 to New York and London. Our flying time this afternoon will be four hours and fifty minutes and we'll be cruising at an altitude of 37,000 feet. We'll now be serving you cocktails and beverages and then serving lunch, followed by our film 'No Left Turn' starring James Coburn and Diana Barrie.
Diana Barrie: Oh Christ! Sidney, let's get off. Tell them to let us off this bloody plane.
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Diana Barrie: We should never have come. I never know how to dress in this bloody country. It is so easy to dress in England. You just put on warm clothing.
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[first lines]
[a two-seater plane is flying over snow-capped mountains]
Harold: For heaven's sake, Wendy - look for an airport. Will you look for the airport?
Diana Barrie: Oh don't make such a fuss. Just put it down on a mountain.
Harold: What do you mean 'just put it down'? I'm lucky I can keep it up. I told you I never flew before.
Diana Barrie: Don't shout at me - I'm a first-class passenger.
Harold: You're a first class lunatic. It's all over Wendy - our relationship has a quarter of a tank to go.
Diana Barrie: Yes, but - you do love me, don't you Harold? I know this is an awkward time to bring it up, but I must know, for our future.
[plane suddenly plummets]
Harold: Whoa-a-a-a!
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Diana Barrie: That's not funny Sidney - that's bizarre!
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Bill Warren: And I gave up analysis.
Hannah Warren: I heard that. Why did you quit?
Bill Warren: I went sane.
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Bill Warren: This is a new color for you: vulnerable.
Hannah Warren: Well, take a picture of it, 'cause you're not going to see it again.
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Bill Warren: This is an event. It's the first time in my life that I have seen you so nervous.
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Bill Warren: Do you really think she has that devious a mind?
Hannah Warren: Of course - she's my daughter.
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Bill Warren: Mate-wise? Mate-wise I'm seeing a very nice girl.
Hannah Warren: Are you? Seeing her to where?
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Diana Barrie: They will think that we are still mad for each other after twelve years.
Sidney Cochran: Oh, I thought we were. I keep forgetting.
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Diana Barrie: What do you do with your afternoon... Sidney?
Sidney Cochran: In London? I don't think we have afternoon.
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Hannah Warren: I suppose if Jenny stays she'll grow up to look like that. Blonde hair. Blonde teeth. Blonde life.
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Sidney Cochran: One day when you're an antique I shall vote for you. I promise.
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Sidney Cochran: I don't follow other people's films. I barely follow yours.
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Bill Warren: No.
Hannah Warren: No, what?
Bill Warren: No, sir.
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Hannah Warren: Fit? You think I look fit? You awful shit, I look gorgeous!
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Bill Warren: Jenny is our daughter. Ours.
Hannah Warren: Maybe. We'll see. They've been a little slow with the blood tests.
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Diana Barrie: I look like I was hit by a fully-loaded, guided tour bus.
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Hannah Warren: You're worse than a hopeless romantic. You're a hopeful one.
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Diana Barrie: Screw the Oscars. Screw the Academy Awards. Screw me, Sidney. Please. Please.
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Diana Barrie: There is never anything personal between us, is there? Or is that going too personal?
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Hannah Warren: With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.
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Sidney Cochran: I am going to bed. We have a 10 a.m. plane to catch in the morning.
Diana Barrie: 10 a.m. is the morning. That is redundant, you A.H.
Sidney Cochran: Oh, do you think I don't know what you're saying? I *can* spell, you know.
Diana Barrie: Not without moving your lips, you can't.
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Hannah Warren: You look so... what is the word?
Bill Warren: Happy.
Hannah Warren: [ignores his reply] Casual.
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Hannah Warren: You drive everywhere, do you?
Bill Warren: Everywhere.
Hannah Warren: Even to your car?
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[getting ready for Oscar ceremony]
Diana Barrie: Say something NICE to me Sidney! I've been getting ready for this bullshit affair for THREE HOURS!
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