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A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: You Cooper?
George Cooper: Yeah.
A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: You all right?
George Cooper: Who are you?
A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: I run the soup kitchen.
George Cooper: On Kenmann.
A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: Right... right. This is crazy. C'mon.
George Cooper: Thank God they deliver.

Mrs. Monroe: Cooper, you son of a bitch. I'm in jail. I only get one phone call. You think I wanna waste it talking to some goddamn fucking machine?
Mrs. Monroe: Cooper, you son of a bitch. I'm in jail. I only get one phone call. You think I wanna waste it talking to some goddamn fucking machine?
Captain Bosch: Are you kidding? Your guy's got a camera. Mine's got a flamethrower.
Captain Bosch: Are you kidding? Your guy's got a camera. Mine's got a flamethrower.
A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: You Cooper?
George Cooper: Yeah.
A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: You all right?
George Cooper: Who are you?
A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: I run the soup kitchen.
George Cooper: On Kenmann.
A.J. 'The Reverend' Shepherd: Right... right. This is crazy. C'mon.
George Cooper: Thank God they deliver.

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Douglas Cheek's grotty urban horror fable C.H.U.D. deserves to be seen in its natural habitat--a Times Square grind-house theater--but horror enthusiasts will have to enjoy this widescreen version from the comforts of their own homes. John Heard stars as a former fashion photographer now pursuing a "real" career in photojournalism. While working on a piece about the homeless, he discovers that toxic waste, stashed in New York's sewer system, is turning tunnel squatters into the title acronym (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers). Teaming up with frazzled soup kitchen capo (and fellow Home Alone alumnus) Daniel Stern, Heard uncovers a government conspiracy behind the mutations; horror fans will know exactly how the government handles its uncovered wrongdoings. While Gary Sherman's Raw Meat (1973) remains the final word in homeless horror films, C.H.U.D. has a threadbare charm, thanks to Cheek's poker-faced direction, the endearingly slap-dash effects (courtesy John Caglione Jr. and Ed French), and game performances by a surprisingly A-list cast, including appearances by John Goodman, Jay Thomas, Patricia Richardson, and Jon Polito.

Anchor Bay's DVD is uncut and retains all of the cutting-room footage added by New World Pictures to beef up the butchered TV version; furthermore, it features a rollicking commentary by Cheek, Heard, Stern, cast mate Christopher Curry, and writer Shephard Abbott, which is worth the purchase price alone. Easter-egg hunters should click on the C.H.U.D.'s glowing eyes in the main menu for a longer version of the grotesque shower scene. --Paul Gaita