Maggie McFly: I hope you're considering your own future, Mr. Eastwood.
Marty McFly: I think about it all the time.
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Marty McFly: I had this horrible nightmare. Dreamed I w-... dreamed I was in a western. And I was being chased by all these Indians... and a bear.
Maggie McFly: Well... you're safe and sound here, now, at the McFly farm.
Marty McFly: McFly farm? Why, you're my, my, my... who are you?
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Doc: Marty, you can't go losing your judgment every time someone calls you a name. It's exactly what causes you to get into that accident in the future.
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Buford's Gang Member #2: Hey, get a gander at them moccasins! What kinda skins is them? What's that writing mean?
Buford's Gang Member #1: "Nee-kay"? What is that, some kinda Injun talk or something?
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Jennifer Parker: Dr. Brown, I brought this note back from the future and now it's erased.
Doc: Of course it's erased.
Jennifer Parker: But what does that mean?
Doc: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, both of you.
Marty McFly: [Marty wraps his arm around Jennifer] We will, Doc.
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Listen up, Eastwood! I intend to shoot somebody today and I'd prefer it to be you. But if you're just too damn yellow, I guess it'll just have to be your blacksmith friend.
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Smile, Sheriff. After all, this *is* a party!
Marshall Strickland: The only party I'll be smilin' at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.
Strickland's Deputy: Have fun.
[Buford and his gang head toward the town festival]
Marshall Strickland: [turns to his son] See, that's how you handle them, son. Never give 'em an inch, and maintain discipline at all times. Remember that word - "discipline."
Marshal Strickland's son: I will, Pa.
[the Marshall pats his son on the leg]
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Doc: We shall proceed as planned, and as soon as we return to 1985, we shall destroy this infernal machine. Traveling through time has become much too painful.
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Clara Clayton: I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.
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[Marty is left-behind back in 1955, with the young Doc of then as his only hope to getting back to the future]
Marty McFly: I'm sorry, Doc. It's all my fault you're stuck back there. I never should have let Biff get to me!
Young Doc: Well, there are plenty worse places to be than the Old West. I could've ended up in the Dark Ages. They probably would have burned me at the stake as a heretic or something.
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Strickland's Deputy: [Buford is pulled out of a manure cart and up to his feet] Buford Tannen, you're under arrest for robbing the Pine City Stage! You got anything to say?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: [spits out a chunk of manure] I hate manure.
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Doc: Each detonation will be accompanied by a sudden burst of acceleration. Hopefully, we'll hit 88 mph, before the needle gets much past 2000.
Marty McFly: Why, what happens when it hits 2000?
Doc: The whole boiler explodes.
Marty McFly: Perfect!
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Colt gun salesman: Young man, young man! I'd like you to have this new Colt Peacemaker and gun belt. Free of charge.
Marty McFly: Free?
Colt gun salesman: I want everyone to know that the gun that shot Buford Tannen was a Colt Peacemaker.
Marty McFly: Hey, no problem. Thanks a lot!
Colt gun salesman: Of course, you understand, that if you lose I'm taking it back.
Marty McFly: Thanks again.
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[Marty is still wearing his 1985 shoes]
Doc: Marty, you have to wear the boots. You can't wear those futuristic things back in 1885. You shouldn't even be wearing them here in 1955.
Marty McFly: Look, Doc, as soon I get there I'll put them on. I promise.
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Doc: Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!
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Doc: Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot.
Marty McFly: Or hanged.
Doc: What idiot dressed you in that outfit?
Marty McFly: You did.
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Bartender: [the bartender and his assistant, Joey mix up a special "wake-up juice" using hot peppers, Tabasco sauce and chili powder] In about ten minutes, he's gonna be as sober as a priest on Sunday.
Marty McFly: [sees clock outside - they have 10 minutes to get to the train] Ten minutes? Why do we have to cut these things so damn close?
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Marty McFly: [upon arriving in 1885; sees Indians on horseback, galloping towards him] Indians!
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Young Doc: [while exploring the cave that holds the Delorean in it] This reminds me of the time I attempted to reach the center of the earth. I'd be reading my favorite author, Jules Verne. I spent weeks preparing for the expedition, I didn't even get this far. Of course, I was only 12 at the time. It was the writings of Jules Verne that had a profound effect on my life. I was 11 when I first read 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. That's when I realized that I must devote my life into science.
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Marty McFly: [gears up before going to 1885] Hi-ho, Silver!
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Bartender: Emmett! What can I get you? The usual?
Doc: No, Chester, I'm gonna need something a lot stronger than that tonight.
Bartender: Sarsaparilla?
Doc: Whiskey, Chester.
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Doc: Marty, I gave you explicit instructions not to come here but to go directly back to 1985.
Marty McFly: I know, Doc. But I had to come.
Doc: But it's good to see you, Marty.
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Jennifer Parker: [Marty floors his truck in reverse and turns the other way while Needles speeds off down the street] Did you do that on purpose?
Marty McFly: Yeah. You think I'm stupid enough to race that asshole?
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Marty McFly: [shouts] The red log's about to blow!
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Marty McFly: How many did he have?
Bartender: Just one.
Marty McFly: Just the one?
Bartender: There's a fella who can't hold his liquor.
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[in the library]
Young Doc: "William McFly and family". Your relatives?
Marty McFly: My great-grandfather's name was William.
[the photo of William looks just like Marty]
Marty McFly: That's him. Good-looking guy.
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[Breaking up a brawl between Marty and Buford]
Marshall Strickland: [points rifle at Buford] All right now, break it up. What's all this about? You causin' trouble here, Tannen?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: No trouble, Marshall. Just a little personal matter between me and Eastwood! This don't concern the law.
Marshall Strickland: Tonight, everything concerns the law. Now break it up. Any brawlin', it's 15 days in the county jail. All right, folks, c'mon, this is a party. Come on, let's have some fun!
[walks off the stage]
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Doc: [after Doc wakes up from being passed out drunk from one shot of whiskey] The thing I really miss here is Tylenol.
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[Marty McFly just found a tombstone with Emmett Brown's name]
Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Come quick!
Young Doc: What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Marty McFly: You're not far off.
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: [to his gang members] Let's go, boys. Let these sissies have their party.
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Doc: Howdy Doody time?
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Doc: Great Scot, Clara!
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[1885 - Marty walks into a saloon, dressed in the outfit that Doc Brown gave him in 1955]
Saloon Old-Timer #1: Take a look at what just breezed in the door.
Saloon Old-Timer #2: Why, I didn't know the circus was in town.
Saloon Old Timer #3: Musta gotten that shirt off a dead Chinese.
Bartender: What'll it be, stranger?
Marty McFly: Uh, I'll have, uh, ice water.
[the old-timers laugh]
Saloon Old Timer #3: Ice?
Bartender: Water? You want water, you better go dunk your head in the horse trough out there.
[pulls out a shot glass and pours into it]
Bartender: In here, we pour whiskey.
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Marty McFly: You're Mad Dog Tannen!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Mad Dog? I hate that name. I hate it. You hear? 'Cause nobody calls me "Mad Dog", especially not some duded-up, egg-sucking gutter trash.
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[Doc has altered history by saving Clara from falling into what would have been Clayton Ravine]
Marty McFly: Look, Doc, what's the worst that can happen, huh? So they don't name the ravine after her. Let's just get the DeLorean ready and get the hell out of here.
Doc: I wish I'd never invented that infernal time machine. It's caused nothing but disaster.
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Marty McFly: [reading the gravestone of Doc's future self] "Erected in eternal memory by his beloved Clara."
Marty McFly: [he turns to face Doc, inadvertently standing on the grave] Who the hell is Clara?
Young Doc: [shouts] Marty, please, don't stand there!
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Doc: Marty, we all have to make decisions that affect the course of our lives. You've got to do what you've got to do. And I've got to do what I've got to do.
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[at a weapons checkpoint, Strickland holds a shotgun on Tannen]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Marshall Strickland. I didn't know you was back in town.
Marshall Strickland: If you can't read the sign, Tannen, I presume you can read THIS.
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Doc: And in the future, we don't need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.
Saloon Old Timer #3: If everybody's got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?
Doc: Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.
Saloon Old Timer #3: Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?
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Young Doc: Well, good luck for both our sakes. You've made a real difference in my life. See you in the future.
Marty McFly: You mean the past?
Young Doc: Exactly.
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Marty McFly: [to Young Doc Brown in 1955] After as you get the time circuits fixed and put new tires on the DeLorean, I'm going back to 1885, and I'm bringing you home.
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[in an Outdoors Theatre, in 1955]
Young Doc: All you got to do is drive directly toward that screen accelerating up to 88 miles an hour.
Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. It I go driving straight towards that screen, I'm gonna crash into those Indians.
Young Doc: Marty, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally. You'll soon enough be transferred back into 1885, and those Indians won't even be there.
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Marty McFly: [holding up a plate that says "Frisbee"] Hey, look, Frisbee, far-out.
Seamus McFly: Wonder what he meant by that?
Maggie McFly: It was right in front of him.
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Doc: Marty, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally!
Marty McFly: Yeah, I know, I got a real problem with that.
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[Reading his own gravestone in 1955]
Young Doc: "Shot in the back by Buford Tannen, over a matter of eighty dollars." What kind of future do you call that?
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Doc: [reading a letter his future self wrote] I never knew I could write anything so touching.
Marty McFly: I know, Doc, it's beautiful.
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You know what I think? I think you ain't nothing but a gutless yellow turd! And I'm giving you to the count of ten to come out here, and prove I'm wrong!
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: [arriving at the Palace Saloon] Are you in there, Eastwood? It's eight o'clock, and I'm calling you out!
Marty McFly: [looks at the town clock, then steps towards Buford cautiously at a window] It's not 8: 00 yet!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: It is by my watch! Let's settle this once and for all, runt! Or ain't you got the gumption?
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Doc: This'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at five hundred yards, Tannen, and it's pointed straight at your head!
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[at the town festival]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Then let's settle it, right now!
Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, not now, Buford. Marshal's got our guns.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Like I said, we'll finish this tomorrow.
Buford's Gang Member #2: Tomorrow, we're robbing the Pine City Stage.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What about Monday? Are we doing anything Monday?
Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, no, Monday would be fine. You can kill him on Monday.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I'll be back this way on Monday! We'll settle this then... right there... out in the street... in front of the Palace Saloon!
Marty McFly: Yeah, like when? High noon?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Noon? I do my killin' before breakfast! Seven o'clock!
Marty McFly: Eight o'clock. I do my killing after breakfast!
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You owe me money, blacksmith.
Doc: How do you figure?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: My horse threw a shoe. And seeing as you was the one who done the shoeing, I say that makes you responsible.
Doc: Well, since you never paid me for that job, I say that makes us even!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! See I was ON my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed OFF! And THAT caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.
Marty McFly: [hoarsely] That's the $80.
Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done SHOT that horse!
Doc: Well, that's your problem, Tannen!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! That's YOURS. So, from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk. 'Cause one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back.
[Buford and his gang gallop away on their horses]
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Young Doc: No wonder this circuit failed. It says "Made in Japan".
Marty McFly: What do you mean, Doc? All the best stuff is made in Japan.
Young Doc: Unbelievable.
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Marty McFly: [looks at the photograph of the tombstone, the name "Clint Eastwood" appears on it] Listen! I'm not really feeling up to this today, so I'm gonna have to forfeit!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Forfeit? *Forfeit*? What's that mean?
Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, it means that you win without a fight.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Without shooting? He can't do that.
[shouts]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Hey, you can?t do that! You know what I think? I think you're nothing but a gutless yellow turd! And I'm giving you to the count of ten to come out here, and prove I'm wrong! One...
Marty McFly: [trying to wake up Doc] Doc... Sober up, buddy. Let's get sober.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Two...
Saloon Old Timer #3: You gotta get out there, son. I got $20 gold bet on you, so don't let me down.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Three...
Saloon Old-Timer #2: I got $30 gold bet again' you, so don't let me down.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Four...
Saloon Old-Timer #1: You better face up to it, son, 'cause if you don't go out there...
Marty McFly: What?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Five...
Marty McFly: What if I don't go out there?
Eyepatch: You're a coward!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Six...
Toothless: And you'll be branded a coward for the rest of your days!
Saloon Old-Timer #1: Everybody everywhere will say, "Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow belly in the west."
[Tannen stops and thinks, a gang member hold up seven fingers]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Seven...
Customer: Here.
[slides a gun down the bar which Marty catches]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Eight...
Marty McFly: [pauses dramatically] I already got a gun.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Nine...
[long pause]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Ten!
[short pause]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You hear me, runt? I say, that's ten, you gutless yellow pie-slinger!
Marty McFly: [thinks] I don't care what Tannen says. And I don't care what anybody else says either.
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Marty McFly: Hey, lighten up, jerk!
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[Marty and Doc finally say each other's phrases the opposite way]
Marty McFly: Great Scott!
Doc: I know, this is heavy.
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[last lines]
Marty McFly: Hey, Doc! Where you going now? Back to the future?
Doc: Nope. Already been there.
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[Doc Brown and Marty are hijacking a train]
Doc: Reach!
Engineer: Is this a holdup?
Doc: It's a science experiment!
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Colt Gun Salesman: [the gun salesman is amazed at Marty's gunmanship at a shooting gallery] Uh, just tell me one thing. Where'd you learn to shoot like that?
Marty McFly: 7-Eleven.
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Marty McFly: Listen, you got a back door to this place?
Bartender: Yeah, it's in the back.
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What's your name, dude?
Marty McFly: Uh, Mar-, uh... Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What kind of stupid name is that?
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Marty McFly: Clayton Ravine was named after a teacher. They say she fell in there a hundred years ago.
Doc: A hundred years ago? That's this year!
Marty McFly: Every kid in school knows that story 'cause we all have teachers we'd like to see fall into the ravine.
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Young Doc: Remember, where you're going, there are no roads.
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wake up! Let's go! I got me a runt to kill!
Buford's Gang Member #1: It's still early, boss. What's your hurry?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I'm hungry.
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[Holding baby William]
Marty McFly: So you're my great-grandfather. The first McFly born in America. And you peed on me.
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Marty McFly: [Doc and Marty use explosives to get in the old Delgado mine, which is near a graveyard] I think you woke up the dead with that blast!
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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Eight o'clock Monday, runt. If you ain't here, I'll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck.
Buford's Gang Member #1: It's "dog", Buford. Shoot him down like a dog.
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[in a library in 1955]
Marty McFly: Maybe it was a mistake, Doc. Maybe that grave wasn't yours. There could've been another Emmett Brown back in 1885.
Young Doc: No.
Marty McFly: Didn't you have any relatives here back then?
Young Doc: The Browns didn't come to Hill Valley until 1908, and then they were the Von Brauns. My father changed our name during the First World War.
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