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Doc: I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?
Marty McFly: 'Cubs win world series against Miami'?
Old Terry: Yeah. Who would've thought? 100 to 1 shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubs.
Marty McFly: I just meant Miami-... what did you just say?
Old Terry: I said I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubbies!
Marty McFly: [nervously picks up a newspaper on a porch] 1985... it can't be...
[shotgun is cocked behind his head]
S. S. Strickland: Drop it!
[Marty quickly throws the newspaper to the ground and looks up]
S. S. Strickland: So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers.
Marty McFly: [holds hands up nervously] Mr. Strickland! It- it- it's me, sir. Marty McFly!
S. S. Strickland: Who?
[jabs Marty in the chest with shotgun threateningly]
Marty McFly: [voice becomes very high] Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know, Mr.- From school, sir!
S. S. Strickland: I've never seen you before, but you look to me like a slacker!
[waves shotgun threateningly at Marty's face]
Marty McFly: Yeah! That's right! That's right, I am a slacker! Don't you remember, you gave me detention last week!
S. S. Strickland: Last week? The school burnt down six years ago! Now you got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact!
[points shotgun at Marty's groin]
S. S. Strickland: One!
Marty McFly: [screams] Oh, please! Mr. Strickland! I just want to know what the hell is going on!
S. S. Strickland: Two!
Marty McFly: [yells and covers groin] Ahhhhh!
[gang members suddenly round the corner, yell, "Mr. Strickland!" and do drive-by. Marty ducks behind the porch and Mr. Strickland dives inside his house]
Marty McFly: [Marty stands with hands covering his ears and screaming] Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh!
[jumps over porch, then promptly ducks as Mr. Strickland aims his gun at the gang members]
S. S. Strickland: [fires two rounds] Eat lead, slackers!
'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter: Welcome to the Cafe 80's, where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoon. Our special today is mesquite-grilled sushi...
'Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter: [interrupts] You must have the hostage special!
Marty McFly: Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, hey, hey! All I want is a Pepsi.
Doc: Marty! What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?
[Biff has just received his auto repair bill after crashing it into a manure truck]
Biff Tannen: 300 bucks? 300 bucks for a couple of dents? Hey, that's bullshit, Terry.
Terry: No, it was horseshit! And it was all over your car!
[Flying above Biff in 1955]
Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.
[after leaving Jennifer on her front porch swing]
Marty McFly: I don't remember bars being on these windows...
Marty McFly: [referring to Old Biff] How could he be your husband? How could you leave dad for him?
Old Lorraine: Leave dad? Marty, are you feeling all right?
Marty McFly: NO! NO I'M NOT FEELING ALL RIGHT! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE THING THAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE AND WHY NO ONE CAN GIVE ME A SIMPLE STRAIGHT ANSWER!
Old Lorraine: Oh... They must have hit you over the head hard this time.
Marty McFly: Mom, I just want to know one thing. Where's my father? Where's George McFly?
Old Lorraine: Marty... George... Your father is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years... Oak Park Cemetery.
[last lines]
Young Doc: No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly: No, I know; you *did* send me back to the future. But I'm back - I'm back *from* the future.
Young Doc: Great Scott!
[Doc faints]
Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Doc! Ohhhh...
Marty McFly: That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955.
Doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that, that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.
Officer Reese: Hilldale, nothing but a breeding ground for tranks, lobos and zipheads.
Officer Foley: Yeah, they outta tear this whole place down.
Officer Reese: [Jennifer begins to awaken] You got a little tranked, but I think you can walk.
Officer Foley: Ma'am, you should reprogram, it's dangerous to enter without 'lights on'.
Marty McFly: Where are we? When are we?
Doc: We're descending towards Hill Valley, California, at 4: 29 pm, on Wednesday, October 21st, 2015.
Marty McFly: 2015? You mean we're in the future?
Jennifer: Future? Marty, what do you mean? How can we be in the future?
Marty McFly: Uh Jennifer, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're in a time machine.
Jennifer: And this is the year '2015'?
Doc: October 21st, 2015.
Biff Tannen: I guess it's poetic justice, two McFly's with the same gun.
Lorraine Baines: Biff, somebody already asked me to the dance.
Biff Tannen: Who? That bug George McFly?
Lorraine Baines: I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay?
Biff Tannen: Calvin Klein? No, it's not okay!
[Biff has just received his auto repair bill after crashing it into a manure truck]
Biff Tannen: 300 bucks? 300 bucks for a couple of dents? Hey, that's bullshit, Terry.
Terry: No, it was horseshit! And it was all over your car!
Officer Reese: Hilldale, nothing but a breeding ground for tranks, lobos and zipheads.
Officer Foley: Yeah, they outta tear this whole place down.
Officer Reese: [Jennifer begins to awaken] You got a little tranked, but I think you can walk.
Officer Foley: Ma'am, you should reprogram, it's dangerous to enter without 'lights on'.
Needles: Hey, the big M! How's it hanging, McFly?
Doc: Oh and Marty, be careful around that Griff character, he's got a few short circuits. In his bionic implants.
Marty McFly: The 'Sports Almanac'. Son of a bitch stole my idea! He must have been listening when I... It's my fault! The whole thing's my fault. If I hadn't have boughten that damn book, then none of this would have ever happened.
Doc: Well, forget it Marty. That's all in the past.
Marty McFly: You mean the future.
Doc: Whatever! It demonstrates precisely how time travel can be mis-used, and why the time machine must be destroyed, after we straighten all of this out.
Biff Tannen: Kid! I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man!
Old Biff: You always did have a way with women.
Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man!
Old Biff: You wanna marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen.
Young Biff: Oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts?
Old Biff: Just get in the car, Butthead.
Young Biff: Who are you callin' "butthead", Butthead?
[Old Biff starts the car]
Young Biff: How do you know how to do that? Nobody can start this car but me.
Old Biff: Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.
Lorraine Baines: [frowns at a stuttering Marty] Are you all right?
Marty McFly: [stares at his mother's obviously enlarged breasts] I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just that you're so... big...
Biff Tannen: Kid! I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man!
Doc: They're taking her home, to your future home! We'll arrive shortly thereafter, get her out of there and go back to 1985.
Marty McFly: You mean, I'm going to see where I live? I'm gonna see myself as an old man?
Doc: No, no, no Marty, that could result in a... Great scott! Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future self! The consequences of that could be disastrous!
Marty McFly: Doc, what do you mean?
Doc: I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she would simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to our own galaxy.
Marty McFly: Well, that's a relief.
[last lines]
Young Doc: No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!
Marty McFly: No, I know; you *did* send me back to the future. But I'm back - I'm back *from* the future.
Young Doc: Great Scott!
[Doc faints]
Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Doc! Ohhhh...
Marty McFly: The 'Sports Almanac'. Son of a bitch stole my idea! He must have been listening when I... It's my fault! The whole thing's my fault. If I hadn't have boughten that damn book, then none of this would have ever happened.
Doc: Well, forget it Marty. That's all in the past.
Marty McFly: You mean the future.
Doc: Whatever! It demonstrates precisely how time travel can be mis-used, and why the time machine must be destroyed, after we straighten all of this out.
Old Biff: [watching the chase unfold in 2015] There's something very familiar about all this.
[Jennifers from two different times confront one another]
Young Jennifer: I'm old!
Old Jennifer: I'm young!
Doc: However, the destruction may be very localized; limited to merely our own galaxy.
Marty McFly: Well that's a relief.
Young Biff: Manure! I hate manure!
Old Biff: Tough break, kid. Must be rough bein' named after a complete butthead.
Marty McFly: What's that supposed to mean?
[Biff knocks on Marty's head with his cane]
Old Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly! Think! Your old man, Mr. Loser?
Marty McFly: What?
Old Biff: That's right. Loser with a capital "L".
Marty McFly: Look, I happen to know that George McFly is not a loser...
Old Biff: [interrupts him] I'm not talkin' about George McFly. I'm talkin' about his kid! Your old man, Marty McFly Sr.? The man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet.
Marty McFly: I did? I- I mean he did?
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFry!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san! Konnichi Wa!
Young Biff: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff: It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
Doc: Marty! What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?
Marty McFly: Are you two related?
Biff Tannen: [knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?
Marty McFly: Are you two related?
Biff Tannen: [knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?
[after Marty pushes Griff]
Griff Tannen: Wow! Since when did you become the physical type.
Marty McFly: I don't understand this, Doc. How can this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something.
Doc: No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse!
Marty McFly: Where are we? When are we?
Doc: We're descending towards Hill Valley, California, at 4: 29 pm, on Wednesday, October 21st, 2015.
Marty McFly: 2015? You mean we're in the future?
Jennifer: Future? Marty, what do you mean? How can we be in the future?
Marty McFly: Uh Jennifer, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're in a time machine.
Jennifer: And this is the year '2015'?
Doc: October 21st, 2015.
[after leaving Jennifer on her front porch swing]
Marty McFly: I don't remember bars being on these windows...
Old Biff: You always did have a way with women.
Young Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man!
Old Biff: You wanna marry that girl, Biff? I can help make it happen.
Young Biff: Oh, yeah, who are you, Miss Lonelyhearts?
Old Biff: Just get in the car, Butthead.
Young Biff: Who are you callin' "butthead", Butthead?
[Old Biff starts the car]
Young Biff: How do you know how to do that? Nobody can start this car but me.
Old Biff: Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day.
Marty McFly: [turns and is faced by huge hologram of the shark in "Jaws 19". Screams, crouches, and covers head. Shark closes mouth on him, then disappears. Marty stands and straightens jacket] Shark still looks fake.
Marty McFly: 'Cubs win world series against Miami'?
Old Terry: Yeah. Who would've thought? 100 to 1 shot! I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubs.
Marty McFly: I just meant Miami-... what did you just say?
Old Terry: I said I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubbies!
Young Doc: Nice talking to you. Maybe we can bump into each other sometime again in the future.
Older Doc: Or in the past.
Doc: They're taking her home, to your future home! We'll arrive shortly thereafter, get her out of there and go back to 1985.
Marty McFly: You mean, I'm going to see where I live? I'm gonna see myself as an old man?
Doc: No, no, no Marty, that could result in a... Great scott! Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future self! The consequences of that could be disastrous!
Marty McFly: Doc, what do you mean?
Doc: I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she would simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to our own galaxy.
Marty McFly: Well, that's a relief.
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.
Goldie Wilson III: [in TV Commercial] Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems. You know, when my Grandpa was Mayor of Hill Valley, he had to worry about traffic problems. But now, you don't have to worry about traffic. I'll hover convert your old road car into into a skyway flyer! For only $39,999.95, so come on down and see me Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations. Remember, keep 'em flying!
Biff Tannen: Hold on. Let's get this straight. Marty is YOUR kid, not mine. And all the money in the world wouldn't do jack shit for that lazy bum!
Lorraine Baines: Stop it, Biff, just stop it!
Biff Tannen: Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was.
Lorraine Baines: Don't you dare speak that way about George! You're not even half the man he was.
[Biff throws her on the floor]
Biff Tannen: Hey kid, say hi to your grandma for me.
Needles: Hey, the big M! How's it hanging, McFly?
Red the Bum: Crazy drunk pedestrians!
[first lines]
Young Jennifer: How 'bout a ride, mister?
Marty McFly: Jennifer! Oh, man, are you a sight for sore eyes; let me look at you.
Young Jennifer: Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week.
Marty McFly: I haven't.
Lorraine Baines: Biff Tannen, I wouldn't marry you if you had a million dollars.
[Marty is "attacked" by a holographic ad for Jaws 19]
Marty McFly: Shark still looks fake.
Marty McFly: Nice shot Doc! You're not going to believe this, we have to go back to 1955.
Doc: I don't believe it!
Old Biff: [Old Biff watches Griff and his gang chase Marty] There's something familiar about this...
Marty McFly: [Reading the newspaper from 2015] "Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penetentary."? Within two hours?
Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.
Marty McFly: That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955.
Doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that, that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.
Lorraine Baines: [frowns at a stuttering Marty] Are you all right?
Marty McFly: [stares at his mother's obviously enlarged breasts] I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just that you're so... big...
Young Doc: Nice talking to you. Maybe we can bump into each other sometime again in the future.
Older Doc: Or in the past.
Old Biff: [Old Biff watches Griff and his gang chase Marty] There's something familiar about this...
S. S. Strickland: Eat lead, slackers!
Marty McFly: [showing the two boys how to play the shoot 'em up video game] Let me show you. I'm a crack shot at this.
[shoots a perfect score with the electronic gun]
Video Game Boy #1: You mean you have to use your hands?
Video Game Boy #2: That's like a baby's toy!
Old Biff: Buttheads...
[Jennifers from two different times confront one another]
Young Jennifer: I'm old!
Old Jennifer: I'm young!
Doc: The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!
Marty McFly, Jr.: [Re: the tiny pizza from Pizza Hut] Hey, Gram, could you just stuff the whole thing in my mouth?
Middle-Aged Marty: Don't you be a smart-ass!
[first lines]
Young Jennifer: How 'bout a ride, mister?
Marty McFly: Jennifer! Oh, man, are you a sight for sore eyes; let me look at you.
Young Jennifer: Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week.
Marty McFly: I haven't.
Old Lorraine: Aren't you and Jennifer getting along?
Middle-Aged Marty: Oh, yeah, Mom. We're like a couple o' teenagers, ya know?
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: [shouts] McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are *terminated*!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...
[Fax comes out saying "YOU'RE FIRED!" on three different machines, In concern, Jennifer takes one of the copies]
Marty McFly: Oh, this is heavy.
[crumples a copy of the fax against his forehead]
Marty McFly: What am I gonna tell Jennifer?
Marty McFly: The answer's no, Griff.
Griff Tannen: No?
Marty McFly: Yeah, what are you deaf and stupid? I said "NO!"
Griff Tannen: What's wrong, McFly. 'You chicken?
[Biff has chased Marty to the roof of a building]
Biff Tannen: Go ahead, kid! Jump! A suicide will be nice and neat.
Marty McFly: What if I don't?
[Biff points gun at Marty]
Biff Tannen: Lead poisoning.
Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun.
Biff Tannen: Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.
Marty McFly: [Marty then realizes who killed his father - Biff] You son of a bitch!
[Biff's gun is cocked]
Biff Tannen: I suppose it's poetic justice - two McFlys with the same gun.
Old Biff: Tough break, kid. Must be rough bein' named after a complete butthead.
Marty McFly: What's that supposed to mean?
[Biff knocks on Marty's head with his cane]
Old Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly! Think! Your old man, Mr. Loser?
Marty McFly: What?
Old Biff: That's right. Loser with a capital "L".
Marty McFly: Look, I happen to know that George McFly is not a loser...
Old Biff: [interrupts him] I'm not talkin' about George McFly. I'm talkin' about his kid! Your old man, Marty McFly Sr.? The man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet.
Marty McFly: I did? I- I mean he did?
Marty McFly: I don't understand this, Doc. How can this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something.
Doc: No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse!
Marty McFly: I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible.
Lorraine Baines: Well, you're safe and sound now. Back on the good old 27th floor.
Marty McFly: 27th floor?
[Flying above Biff in 1955]
Marty McFly: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.
Biff Tannen: You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch!
Marty McFly: My father?
Biff Tannen: Did you get kicked out of another boarding school? Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough I blow on this no-good kid of yours, huh? On all three of them!
Lorraine Baines: What the hell do you care? We can afford it! The least we can do with all that money is provide a better life for our children!
Doc: However, the destruction may be very localized; limited to merely our own galaxy.
Marty McFly: Well that's a relief.
Goldie Wilson III: [in TV Commercial] Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems. You know, when my Grandpa was Mayor of Hill Valley, he had to worry about traffic problems. But now, you don't have to worry about traffic. I'll hover convert your old road car into into a skyway flyer! For only $39,999.95, so come on down and see me Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations. Remember, keep 'em flying!
Marty McFly: Nice shot Doc! You're not going to believe this, we have to go back to 1955.
Doc: I don't believe it!
[Biff has chased Marty to the roof of a building]
Biff Tannen: Go ahead, kid! Jump! A suicide will be nice and neat.
Marty McFly: What if I don't?
[Biff points gun at Marty]
Biff Tannen: Lead poisoning.
[Answering the phone]
Marty McFly: Hey Needles.
Needles: So, did you take a look at that little business proposal of mine?
Marty McFly: I don't know Needles...
Needles: What are you afraid of? If this thing works out it will solve all your financial problems.
Marty McFly: And if it doesn't work Needles I could get fired! It's ILLEGAL! I mean, what if the Jitz is monitoring, huh?
Needles: The Jitz will NEVER find out!
Marty McFly: Oh, ha, ha.
Needles: Come on... Stick your card in the slot and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone in the division to think your... Chicken...
Marty McFly: NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN NEEDLES, NOBODY!
Needles: All right, prove it.
Marty McFly: All right, all right Needles. Here's my card. Scan it, I'm in.
Needles: Thanks McFly, I'll see you at the plant tomorrow.
[Doc and Marty in the time machine are about to depart from the Alternate 1985]
Doc: Time circuits on.
Marty McFly: Time circuits on? What do you mean "Time Curcuits on"? Doc, we're not going back now!
Doc: Yep.
Marty McFly: Doc, What about Jennifer? What about Einstein? We can't just leave them here.
Doc: Don't worry, Marty. Assuming we succeed in our mission, this alternate 1985 will be changed back into the real 1985, instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie. Jennifer and Einie will be fine, and they'll have absolutely no memory of this horrible place.
Marty McFly: Doc... what if we don't succeed?
Doc: We *must* succeed.
Old Biff: [watching the chase unfold in 2015] There's something very familiar about all this.
Grandma Tannen: Biff, Biff, where you going, Biff?
Biff Tannen: I told you, grandma, I'm goin' to the dance.
Grandma Tannen: When are you coming home?
Biff Tannen: I'll get home, when I get home.
Grandma Tannen: Don't forget to turn off the garage lights!
Doc: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Old Biff: Buttheads...
Marty McFly: [showing the two boys how to play the shoot 'em up video game] Let me show you. I'm a crack shot at this.
[shoots a perfect score with the electronic gun]
Video Game Boy #1: You mean you have to use your hands?
Video Game Boy #2: That's like a baby's toy!
Marty McFly: What about the police, Biff? They're gonna match up the bullet with that gun.
Biff Tannen: Kid, I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man.
Marty McFly: [Marty then realizes who killed his father - Biff] You son of a bitch!
[Biff's gun is cocked]
Biff Tannen: I suppose it's poetic justice - two McFlys with the same gun.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFry!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san! Konnichi Wa!
Doc: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Old Lorraine: Aren't you and Jennifer getting along?
Middle-Aged Marty: Oh, yeah, Mom. We're like a couple o' teenagers, ya know?
Biff Tannen: Where is he?
CPR Kid: Who?
Biff Tannen: Calvin Klein.
CPR Kid: Who?
Biff Tannen: The guy with the hat. Where is he?
CPR Kid: Oh he went that way. I think he took your wallet!
[to camera]
CPR Kid: I think he took his wallet.
Doc: The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!
Match: [trying to get Marty back to his house in 1985] Look kid we can do this the easy way or the hard way
3-D: [hits Marty over the head]
Miscellaneous voice: The easy way.
Marty McFly: [referring to Old Biff] How could he be your husband? How could you leave dad for him?
Old Lorraine: Leave dad? Marty, are you feeling all right?
Marty McFly: NO! NO I'M NOT FEELING ALL RIGHT! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ONE THING THAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE AND WHY NO ONE CAN GIVE ME A SIMPLE STRAIGHT ANSWER!
Old Lorraine: Oh... They must have hit you over the head hard this time.
Marty McFly: Mom, I just want to know one thing. Where's my father? Where's George McFly?
Old Lorraine: Marty... George... Your father is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years... Oak Park Cemetery.
[Doc and Marty in the time machine are about to depart from the Alternate 1985]
Doc: Time circuits on.
Marty McFly: Time circuits on? What do you mean "Time Curcuits on"? Doc, we're not going back now!
Doc: Yep.
Marty McFly: Doc, What about Jennifer? What about Einstein? We can't just leave them here.
Doc: Don't worry, Marty. Assuming we succeed in our mission, this alternate 1985 will be changed back into the real 1985, instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie. Jennifer and Einie will be fine, and they'll have absolutely no memory of this horrible place.
Marty McFly: Doc... what if we don't succeed?
Doc: We *must* succeed.
Biff Tannen: Hold on. Let's get this straight. Marty is YOUR kid, not mine. And all the money in the world wouldn't do jack shit for that lazy bum!
Lorraine Baines: Stop it, Biff, just stop it!
Biff Tannen: Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was.
Lorraine Baines: Don't you dare speak that way about George! You're not even half the man he was.
[Biff throws her on the floor]
[Marty is "attacked" by a holographic ad for Jaws 19]
Marty McFly: Shark still looks fake.
[after Marty pushes Griff]
Griff Tannen: Wow! Since when did you become the physical type.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: [shouts] McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are *terminated*!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...
[Fax comes out saying "YOU'RE FIRED!" on three different machines, In concern, Jennifer takes one of the copies]
Marty McFly: Oh, this is heavy.
[crumples a copy of the fax against his forehead]
Marty McFly: What am I gonna tell Jennifer?
Grandma Tannen: Biff, Biff, where you going, Biff?
Biff Tannen: I told you, grandma, I'm goin' to the dance.
Grandma Tannen: When are you coming home?
Biff Tannen: I'll get home, when I get home.
Grandma Tannen: Don't forget to turn off the garage lights!
Red the Bum: Crazy drunk pedestrians!
[Answering the phone]
Marty McFly: Hey Needles.
Needles: So, did you take a look at that little business proposal of mine?
Marty McFly: I don't know Needles...
Needles: What are you afraid of? If this thing works out it will solve all your financial problems.
Marty McFly: And if it doesn't work Needles I could get fired! It's ILLEGAL! I mean, what if the Jitz is monitoring, huh?
Needles: The Jitz will NEVER find out!
Marty McFly: Oh, ha, ha.
Needles: Come on... Stick your card in the slot and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone in the division to think your... Chicken...
Marty McFly: NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN NEEDLES, NOBODY!
Needles: All right, prove it.
Marty McFly: All right, all right Needles. Here's my card. Scan it, I'm in.
Needles: Thanks McFly, I'll see you at the plant tomorrow.
Western Union Man: Kid, you all right? You need any help?
Marty McFly: There's only one man who can help me.
Marty McFly: [nervously picks up a newspaper on a porch] 1985... it can't be...
[shotgun is cocked behind his head]
S. S. Strickland: Drop it!
[Marty quickly throws the newspaper to the ground and looks up]
S. S. Strickland: So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers.
Marty McFly: [holds hands up nervously] Mr. Strickland! It- it- it's me, sir. Marty McFly!
S. S. Strickland: Who?
[jabs Marty in the chest with shotgun threateningly]
Marty McFly: [voice becomes very high] Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know, Mr.- From school, sir!
S. S. Strickland: I've never seen you before, but you look to me like a slacker!
[waves shotgun threateningly at Marty's face]
Marty McFly: Yeah! That's right! That's right, I am a slacker! Don't you remember, you gave me detention last week!
S. S. Strickland: Last week? The school burnt down six years ago! Now you got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact!
[points shotgun at Marty's groin]
S. S. Strickland: One!
Marty McFly: [screams] Oh, please! Mr. Strickland! I just want to know what the hell is going on!
S. S. Strickland: Two!
Marty McFly: [yells and covers groin] Ahhhhh!
[gang members suddenly round the corner, yell, "Mr. Strickland!" and do drive-by. Marty ducks behind the porch and Mr. Strickland dives inside his house]
Marty McFly: [Marty stands with hands covering his ears and screaming] Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh!
[jumps over porch, then promptly ducks as Mr. Strickland aims his gun at the gang members]
S. S. Strickland: [fires two rounds] Eat lead, slackers!
Marty McFly: [Reading the newspaper from 2015] "Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penetentary."? Within two hours?
Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.
Doc: Oh and Marty, be careful around that Griff character, he's got a few short circuits. In his bionic implants.
'Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter: Welcome to the Cafe 80's, where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoon. Our special today is mesquite-grilled sushi...
'Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter: [interrupts] You must have the hostage special!
Marty McFly: Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, hey, hey! All I want is a Pepsi.
[Marty and Doc have just arrived back in 1955]
Doc: Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the Almanac. Above all, you must not interfere with that event. We must let Old Biff believe he succeeded, so that he'll leave 1955 and bring the DeLorean back to the future.
Marty McFly: Right.
Doc: Once Old Biff is gone, grab the Almanac anyway that you can. Remember, both of our futures depend on this.
Marty McFly: You don't have to remind me of that, Doc.
Biff Tannen: Hey kid, say hi to your grandma for me.
Lorraine Baines: Biff Tannen, I wouldn't marry you if you had a million dollars.
Match: [trying to get Marty back to his house in 1985] Look kid we can do this the easy way or the hard way
3-D: [hits Marty over the head]
Miscellaneous voice: The easy way.
Lorraine Baines: Biff, somebody already asked me to the dance.
Biff Tannen: Who? That bug George McFly?
Lorraine Baines: I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay?
Biff Tannen: Calvin Klein? No, it's not okay!
Marty McFly: I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible.
Lorraine Baines: Well, you're safe and sound now. Back on the good old 27th floor.
Marty McFly: 27th floor?
Marty McFly, Jr.: [Re: the tiny pizza from Pizza Hut] Hey, Gram, could you just stuff the whole thing in my mouth?
Middle-Aged Marty: Don't you be a smart-ass!
S. S. Strickland: Eat lead, slackers!
[Marty and Doc have just arrived back in 1955]
Doc: Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the Almanac. Above all, you must not interfere with that event. We must let Old Biff believe he succeeded, so that he'll leave 1955 and bring the DeLorean back to the future.
Marty McFly: Right.
Doc: Once Old Biff is gone, grab the Almanac anyway that you can. Remember, both of our futures depend on this.
Marty McFly: You don't have to remind me of that, Doc.
Young Biff: Manure! I hate manure!
Marty McFly: The answer's no, Griff.
Griff Tannen: No?
Marty McFly: Yeah, what are you deaf and stupid? I said "NO!"
Griff Tannen: What's wrong, McFly. 'You chicken?
Television announcer: Broadcasting beautiful views 24 hours a day: you're tuned to the Scenery Channel.
Biff Tannen: I guess it's poetic justice, two McFly's with the same gun.
Marty McFly: [turns and is faced by huge hologram of the shark in "Jaws 19". Screams, crouches, and covers head. Shark closes mouth on him, then disappears. Marty stands and straightens jacket] Shark still looks fake.
Doc: I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?
Television announcer: Broadcasting beautiful views 24 hours a day: you're tuned to the Scenery Channel.
Western Union Man: Kid, you all right? You need any help?
Marty McFly: There's only one man who can help me.
Young Biff: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
Old Biff: It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
Biff Tannen: You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch!
Marty McFly: My father?
Biff Tannen: Did you get kicked out of another boarding school? Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough I blow on this no-good kid of yours, huh? On all three of them!
Lorraine Baines: What the hell do you care? We can afford it! The least we can do with all that money is provide a better life for our children!
Biff Tannen: Where is he?
CPR Kid: Who?
Biff Tannen: Calvin Klein.
CPR Kid: Who?
Biff Tannen: The guy with the hat. Where is he?
CPR Kid: Oh he went that way. I think he took your wallet!
[to camera]
CPR Kid: I think he took his wallet.