Movie  1943
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Curly: [the Stooges are leaning over the railing of the ship] Hi, fellas! Oh, where'd you get the suntan?
Moe: Ooh, I'm seasick ...
Curly: It's only mind over matter! That's all! Here, Moe, have some of my raw liver!
[Moe holds his mouth and runs away]
Curly: What's wrong with him? Hey Larry, share my raw liver, it's delicious!
[Larry runs away covering his mouth]
Curly: What's the matter with you guys? Ya can't take it!
[laughs, takes a bite of his raw liver. Suddenly realizes where he is, turns around and collapses, leaning over the railing of the ship]
Lt. Dungen: Zat's treason! Zat's mutiny! I'll have you hung... I'll have you shot for zat! Heil Hitler!
Petty Officer: Heil Hitler!
Lt. Dungen: Heil Hitler!
Petty Officer: Heil Hitler!
Lt. Dungen: Heil Hitler!
Petty Officer: Heil Hitler!
Lt. Dungen: Heil nothing! Come on, you!

Moe: [to Nazis dressed as Hitler] ... now, blow your brains out.
Herr Capitan: But mein fuher, we are Nazis, we have no brains.
Moe: [Dressed as Hitler] Ach, ich ich ich ach, ach ze vompen ze hast haben! Ja? You fail to catch three spies! Blow out your brains!
Herr Capitan: But mein fuher, ve are nazis! Ve have no brains!
Moe: Zen vat you got, blow out!
Herr Capitan: Heil Hitler!
Moe: Hang Hitler! Ven my field marshall counts three, start blowing!
Curly: One!... What comes after one?
Moe: TWO! Never mind, fat boy, I count myself. One! Two! Th . . t . . t . . ACHOO!
Herr Capitan: [Picks up mustache that Moe sneezed off] Oh, mein fuher!
Moe: Oh, my personality, thanks buddy.