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Maybeline: [to Migule Arteta about Jake Gyllenhaal] Why don't you direct him to love me.
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Kevin's Father: Life is a clambake, and you my friend are allergic to clams.
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Maxine Helms: So what's your favorite movie?
Roger Ebert: Citizen Kane.
Maxine Helms: That's playing here?
Roger Ebert: No.
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Dave Attell: There are no nice women in bars anymore, they're all dirty skanks.
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Adam Carolla: I wouldn't say this on the radio but I'm gay actually.
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Jake Gyllenhaal: Have some independent spirit, all right!
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Mr. Mooker: Did you get any nookie at lunch? No. I can tell from your attitude.
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Kevin's Father: Marriage is a cooperative... you suffer together: I want you to hurt like I do.
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Gundealer: Curtis is looking to make an artistic statement with his suicide.
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Gundealer #3: Van Gogh would go with a Glock, ten-millimeter, caseless rounds, titanium action.
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Maxine: Where do you find your inspiration?
Jodie Foster: Under my seat occasionally.
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Kevin Prouse: You ready to light the world up?
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Kevin's Father: We're all in crisis, any one of us could be divorced at any minute, married or not.
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Description
Abby Singer is a darkly comic tale that chronicles the life of Curtis Clemins, who is torn between the love of his life and accomplishing his dream. When hitting rock bottom during the Sundance Film Festival, Clemins? calls upon his old college chum, Kevin Prouse, giving the now drunken acting instructor in the throes of a divorce, the only clue that will salvage Clemins? rapidly deteriorating life. Shot in a French New Wave / Cassavetes style, Abby Singer is NASHVILLE meets THE PLAYER with a twist of AMERICAN MOVIE, while highlighting a panoply of celebrity appearances from: Jake Gyllenhaal, Roger Ebert, Academy-Award nominee, Stockard Channing, Jill Hennessy, Jay O. Sanders, Academy-Award nominee, Don Cheadle, Mark Borchardt, Mike Schank, Dave Attell and many more.
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